1 00:01:50,061 --> 00:01:51,461 Ah... 2 00:03:35,008 --> 00:03:38,078 Oh, no! I don't believe it! 3 00:04:00,436 --> 00:04:02,096 Oh, my God, Monica. 4 00:04:02,104 --> 00:04:02,895 It's Frank Crawford. 5 00:04:02,906 --> 00:04:06,036 The man's got maybe 30 square feet of lawn, right? 6 00:04:06,042 --> 00:04:07,709 He's on a lawn tractor! 7 00:04:07,710 --> 00:04:08,877 I believe you. 8 00:04:08,878 --> 00:04:10,038 Lawn tractor. 9 00:04:10,046 --> 00:04:11,276 Come back to bed. 10 00:04:11,281 --> 00:04:12,811 I can't sleep! 11 00:04:12,816 --> 00:04:13,876 The noise! 12 00:04:13,883 --> 00:04:15,084 I mean, listen to that thing! 13 00:04:15,086 --> 00:04:18,286 It sounds like a 20-ton jackhammer! 14 00:04:20,124 --> 00:04:21,824 Well, then go downstairs 15 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:23,116 and tell him to stop. 16 00:04:23,127 --> 00:04:25,157 That's the neighbor from hell. 17 00:04:25,162 --> 00:04:27,998 He was in the marines for 15 years. 18 00:04:27,999 --> 00:04:29,259 You saw the movie Rambo. 19 00:04:29,267 --> 00:04:32,097 We gotta consider the Rambo factor here. 20 00:04:33,238 --> 00:04:36,768 Arlo, why don't you go downstairs and talk to him 21 00:04:36,775 --> 00:04:39,276 or, better yet, come back to bed. 22 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:40,268 You shouldn't just stand there 23 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:41,939 getting yourself all worked up. 24 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:45,248 You know what happens. Your nose starts bleeding. 25 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:47,751 My nose bled once. 26 00:04:47,753 --> 00:04:48,783 Once! 27 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:51,019 For 5 days. 28 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:56,859 Shit! 29 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:10,106 Arlo: They're called rocket launchers. 30 00:05:10,111 --> 00:05:12,241 Mm-hmm. How many you want? 31 00:05:12,247 --> 00:05:14,448 Oh, I want a dozen of 'em. 32 00:05:14,450 --> 00:05:15,090 Boy: Okay. 33 00:05:15,091 --> 00:05:16,844 I knew I could count on you. 34 00:05:18,254 --> 00:05:19,814 Monica: Marshall? Yes? 35 00:05:19,822 --> 00:05:22,022 It's your turn to feed Flipper. 36 00:05:22,024 --> 00:05:23,254 Come on. 37 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:25,924 Okay. 38 00:05:31,935 --> 00:05:34,465 Wait a minute. There's Whitney Houston! 39 00:05:34,471 --> 00:05:36,071 Daddy, please. 40 00:05:36,072 --> 00:05:37,203 Well, I didn't believe it. 41 00:05:37,208 --> 00:05:39,138 It was Whitney Houston. 42 00:05:39,143 --> 00:05:40,033 Hi, mom. 43 00:05:40,044 --> 00:05:41,144 Hi, sweetheart. 44 00:05:41,145 --> 00:05:42,375 I can have the car today, right? 45 00:05:42,380 --> 00:05:44,347 Wrong. You may not. 46 00:05:44,348 --> 00:05:46,178 You know, I really would like to know what the use 47 00:05:46,184 --> 00:05:48,784 of having a license is if I can't drive. 48 00:05:48,786 --> 00:05:51,255 Girlfriend, I need my car today. 49 00:05:51,256 --> 00:05:53,086 Okay? I have my art class, 50 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:55,161 and then I have choir rehearsal. 51 00:05:55,162 --> 00:05:56,560 Dad, how about you? 52 00:05:56,562 --> 00:05:57,432 Can I borrow your car 53 00:05:57,433 --> 00:05:59,059 and you take the bus to work? 54 00:05:59,064 --> 00:06:00,454 Um, let me get this right. 55 00:06:00,465 --> 00:06:03,826 You take my $24,000 brand-new Saab, 56 00:06:03,836 --> 00:06:06,036 and I take the bus. Is that your plan? 57 00:06:06,039 --> 00:06:07,339 Yeah. Can I? 58 00:06:07,340 --> 00:06:10,880 Mmm. I have to mull that over. 59 00:06:11,978 --> 00:06:13,109 I think not. 60 00:06:13,113 --> 00:06:15,183 Daddy. 61 00:06:15,449 --> 00:06:18,318 You know, Natalie Townsend has her own car. 62 00:06:18,319 --> 00:06:19,449 Then your problem's solved. 63 00:06:19,453 --> 00:06:21,353 You ride to school with Natalie Townsend. 64 00:06:24,492 --> 00:06:25,492 That's not funny. 65 00:06:25,493 --> 00:06:27,493 You know, you're treating me like a child. 66 00:06:27,495 --> 00:06:29,435 Well, I wonder why. 67 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:32,858 Okay. Just wait till I'm 18, and I'm gone. 68 00:06:32,867 --> 00:06:34,527 You're gonna be out of my pocket? 69 00:06:34,536 --> 00:06:37,072 Great! 70 00:06:37,073 --> 00:06:39,103 I'm going. Mmm. 71 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:39,868 See you guys! 72 00:06:39,875 --> 00:06:41,745 Boys: Bye. Bye, sweetie. 73 00:06:46,249 --> 00:06:48,950 Good morning, Mr. Pear. 74 00:06:48,952 --> 00:06:51,152 Good morning, Victor. 75 00:06:53,957 --> 00:06:55,625 Take care of my baby. 76 00:06:55,626 --> 00:06:57,156 You bet. 77 00:07:08,373 --> 00:07:10,103 I'll help you with that, ma'am. 78 00:07:10,108 --> 00:07:11,177 Oh, why, thank you. 79 00:07:11,178 --> 00:07:12,546 You hold this for me. 80 00:07:12,547 --> 00:07:14,344 Yes. 81 00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:15,776 Thanks. 82 00:07:16,548 --> 00:07:17,715 Huuh! 83 00:07:22,221 --> 00:07:23,682 Excuse me. 84 00:07:24,824 --> 00:07:27,024 You work out? 85 00:07:27,027 --> 00:07:29,194 No. I used to. 86 00:07:29,195 --> 00:07:31,125 Well, you gotta keep at it. 87 00:07:31,131 --> 00:07:32,765 No pain, no gain. 88 00:07:32,766 --> 00:07:34,133 Oh, really? 89 00:07:34,134 --> 00:07:36,935 I have a different motto. 90 00:07:36,937 --> 00:07:38,167 No pain... 91 00:07:38,172 --> 00:07:39,739 Sounds good to me. 92 00:07:42,043 --> 00:07:43,703 Well, this is me. 93 00:07:43,711 --> 00:07:45,545 Me, too. 94 00:07:45,546 --> 00:07:47,247 Oh. 95 00:07:47,249 --> 00:07:48,716 You work here? 96 00:07:48,717 --> 00:07:50,547 Starting today. 97 00:07:50,552 --> 00:07:51,986 Huh. Welcome aboard. 98 00:07:51,987 --> 00:07:52,787 Arlo Pear. 99 00:07:52,788 --> 00:07:54,018 Oh, Helen Fredericks. 100 00:07:54,022 --> 00:07:55,122 Listen, why don't you just leave that 101 00:07:55,123 --> 00:07:58,133 with the receptionist, and I'll pick it up later. 102 00:07:58,134 --> 00:07:59,827 Okay. I'll do that. 103 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,603 Arlo: I do all our mass transit stuff, 104 00:08:01,604 --> 00:08:04,197 you know, bus lines, subway, stuff like that? 105 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:06,830 It's a battle to the death... me versus gridlock. 106 00:08:06,836 --> 00:08:08,736 Helen: Sounds very exciting. 107 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,268 Oh, it is. Good morning. 108 00:08:10,273 --> 00:08:12,141 How ya doin'? Morning, John. 109 00:08:12,142 --> 00:08:12,742 John: Hi. 110 00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:15,683 You're gonna like it here. Everybody's real nice. 111 00:08:15,684 --> 00:08:17,747 Well, this is where I live. 112 00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:19,648 Feel free to stop by anytime. 113 00:08:19,650 --> 00:08:22,951 Woman: Poor guy. He doesn't know yet. 114 00:08:22,954 --> 00:08:23,924 Helen: Oh... 115 00:08:23,925 --> 00:08:25,652 Arlo, Arlo, relax. 116 00:08:25,657 --> 00:08:27,917 Now, this isn't easy for me, either. 117 00:08:27,926 --> 00:08:29,566 Who's the woman? 118 00:08:30,328 --> 00:08:32,128 Name's Helen. Helen Fredericks. 119 00:08:32,130 --> 00:08:34,931 She, uh, works with Jansen. 120 00:08:34,934 --> 00:08:37,704 So, the merger went through. 121 00:08:38,838 --> 00:08:39,798 Yeah, the merger went through. 122 00:08:39,805 --> 00:08:42,073 We signed the deal Friday night. 123 00:08:42,074 --> 00:08:43,074 Congratulations! 124 00:08:43,075 --> 00:08:45,845 You got a bulb burnt out here, Roy. 125 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,880 Arlo, listen... 126 00:08:48,882 --> 00:08:49,942 With a merger like this, 127 00:08:49,950 --> 00:08:52,410 there are always certain... 128 00:08:52,419 --> 00:08:53,179 Changes. 129 00:08:53,186 --> 00:08:54,016 Don't bullshit me. 130 00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:57,120 Roy, if you're gonna let me go, just tell me. 131 00:08:57,124 --> 00:08:59,255 Arlo, I'm sorry. 132 00:08:59,894 --> 00:09:01,261 So, that's it? 133 00:09:01,262 --> 00:09:03,662 After 15 years? 134 00:09:05,767 --> 00:09:07,934 Arlo, listen, this is, uh... 135 00:09:07,935 --> 00:09:09,904 this is my home number, huh? 136 00:09:09,905 --> 00:09:11,975 Why don't you call me if you need a little... 137 00:09:11,976 --> 00:09:14,704 any assistance, anything. 138 00:09:17,846 --> 00:09:19,376 Fuck you, Roy! 139 00:09:19,381 --> 00:09:21,912 After 15 years! 140 00:09:21,918 --> 00:09:23,848 Fuck you! 141 00:09:23,853 --> 00:09:26,053 The wrong finger. 142 00:09:26,055 --> 00:09:28,285 I gave the man the wrong finger! 143 00:09:28,291 --> 00:09:30,091 Sweetheart, it's all right! 144 00:09:30,093 --> 00:09:31,753 No, it's not. I stood in his face 145 00:09:31,761 --> 00:09:32,961 for 10 minutes arguing 146 00:09:32,962 --> 00:09:35,693 and held up my index finger. 147 00:09:35,699 --> 00:09:36,667 The wrong finger! 148 00:09:36,668 --> 00:09:37,667 Arlo, sit down. 149 00:09:37,668 --> 00:09:41,068 Listen to me. Don't torture yourself. 150 00:09:41,071 --> 00:09:41,841 Okay? We'll be fine. 151 00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:44,377 You are a terrific transportation engineer, 152 00:09:44,378 --> 00:09:45,976 one of the best in the country. 153 00:09:45,977 --> 00:09:47,207 Now, tomorrow morning, 154 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:48,912 we'll put a new Résumé together, 155 00:09:48,914 --> 00:09:49,804 and by the end of the week, 156 00:09:49,815 --> 00:09:51,775 you'll have your choice of jobs. You'll see. 157 00:09:51,783 --> 00:09:54,753 I gave him the wrong finger! 158 00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:04,090 I said on the porch! 159 00:10:04,096 --> 00:10:04,926 Is this a porch? 160 00:10:04,931 --> 00:10:07,999 Huh? Does it look like a porch to you? 161 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,837 It looks like a shrub to me! 162 00:10:10,838 --> 00:10:13,138 Now pay attention! 163 00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:14,440 Shrub! 164 00:10:14,441 --> 00:10:17,171 Green, leafy! 165 00:10:17,177 --> 00:10:19,277 Shrub! 166 00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:21,415 Porch! 167 00:10:21,416 --> 00:10:23,851 Flat, concrete, 168 00:10:23,852 --> 00:10:26,420 hard, brick! 169 00:10:26,421 --> 00:10:27,951 Porch! 170 00:10:29,190 --> 00:10:30,960 Shrub! 171 00:10:31,726 --> 00:10:32,427 Porch! 172 00:10:32,428 --> 00:10:34,788 You got it now, soldier?! Huh? 173 00:10:34,797 --> 00:10:38,166 Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. 174 00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:39,300 Hey! 175 00:10:39,301 --> 00:10:40,901 What are you starin' at? 176 00:10:40,903 --> 00:10:42,133 Get in the house, boys. 177 00:10:42,137 --> 00:10:44,176 Come on. Don't make eye contact. 178 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,344 Is your old man still lookin' for a job? 179 00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:49,473 Tell him we could use a good paperboy around here! 180 00:10:49,479 --> 00:10:52,279 This kid ain't cuttin' it! 181 00:11:03,060 --> 00:11:06,820 I'm calling about the Ginsu knives. 182 00:11:07,866 --> 00:11:10,496 Arlo Pear. 183 00:11:10,502 --> 00:11:16,332 P... E... A... R. 184 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,245 He won't remember me. 185 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:20,976 Sure he will. 186 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:23,180 He danced with you 3 times that night. 187 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,442 But, Natalie, he's different. 188 00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:27,185 I mean, look at him. 189 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,456 Will you shut up and get in there? 190 00:11:28,457 --> 00:11:29,984 Come on, move your feet. Left, right. 191 00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:32,190 That's it. It's called walking. 192 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,232 No problem. You got it. 193 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,230 Hi. Can I help you? 194 00:11:38,232 --> 00:11:39,866 I'm just looking. 195 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,997 Hey, we met at the party. 196 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,137 Party? 197 00:11:43,138 --> 00:11:44,968 Right. At Duane's house. I'm Kevin. 198 00:11:44,973 --> 00:11:46,840 Oh, yeah, right. 199 00:11:46,841 --> 00:11:49,510 I thought I'd never find you again. 200 00:11:49,511 --> 00:11:51,311 Really? 201 00:11:51,313 --> 00:11:52,183 I wanted to call you, 202 00:11:52,184 --> 00:11:53,480 but I didn't know your number. 203 00:11:53,481 --> 00:11:55,216 Well, it's in the book. 204 00:11:55,217 --> 00:11:56,947 I didn't know your name. 205 00:11:56,953 --> 00:11:58,223 Well, that's in the book, too. 206 00:11:58,224 --> 00:12:00,920 How about puttin' it in this book? 207 00:12:00,923 --> 00:12:02,193 Okay. 208 00:12:07,397 --> 00:12:09,857 Okay. Bye. 209 00:12:09,866 --> 00:12:11,366 Bye. 210 00:12:13,303 --> 00:12:15,073 - So, what happened? - Come on. 211 00:12:15,074 --> 00:12:17,072 We're going out Friday night! 212 00:12:17,074 --> 00:12:18,044 Oh, Casey, that's great! 213 00:12:18,045 --> 00:12:19,972 I know, and he has his own apartment. 214 00:12:19,978 --> 00:12:20,938 Oh, that's even better. 215 00:12:20,945 --> 00:12:23,045 Yes, and he goes to Fairleigh Dickinson, 216 00:12:23,047 --> 00:12:24,947 and he's majoring in pharmacy. 217 00:12:24,949 --> 00:12:26,049 Oh, right, right, sure. 218 00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:29,920 I can just see you living on a farm. 219 00:12:37,463 --> 00:12:41,163 Man, on megaphone: Arlo Pear. 220 00:12:42,369 --> 00:12:45,369 Stand away from that car. 221 00:12:45,372 --> 00:12:48,402 Yeah. You, move it! 222 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:04,222 Man: Ha ha ha! I fooled you, didn't I? 223 00:13:04,225 --> 00:13:06,326 And now we go in for the kill! 224 00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:08,268 You're not going anywhere, Pear. 225 00:13:08,269 --> 00:13:12,163 I got you right where I want you! 226 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,197 Cut it out, Frank! 227 00:13:13,201 --> 00:13:15,201 It's just you and me now, sport. 228 00:13:15,203 --> 00:13:17,103 What's your problem, Frank?! 229 00:13:17,105 --> 00:13:19,236 I'll tell you what my problem is. 230 00:13:19,242 --> 00:13:20,172 I have a brain tumor. 231 00:13:20,176 --> 00:13:22,176 I'll tell you what my problem is. 232 00:13:22,178 --> 00:13:23,778 I have a brain tumor! 233 00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:30,286 ♪ You can run, but you cannot hide ♪ 234 00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:33,417 ♪ We're on our own, sport, you and me ♪ 235 00:13:33,424 --> 00:13:35,184 ♪ A toss of a coin ♪ 236 00:13:35,192 --> 00:13:37,527 ♪ A toss of a coin ♪ 237 00:13:37,528 --> 00:13:39,295 Cut the shit, Frank! 238 00:13:48,373 --> 00:13:49,540 Arlo? 239 00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:51,581 Honey, telephone. 240 00:13:56,148 --> 00:13:57,848 Ohh! 241 00:13:59,919 --> 00:14:02,419 Mayday, mayday. We've been hit. We're going in. 242 00:14:02,421 --> 00:14:03,151 Mayday, mayday. 243 00:14:03,155 --> 00:14:06,186 Honey, I'm going. See ya later. 244 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,063 Who is it? 245 00:14:07,064 --> 00:14:10,330 Yes, this is Arlo Pear. What do you want? 246 00:14:11,431 --> 00:14:12,698 What? 247 00:14:12,699 --> 00:14:14,629 Yes, I'd be interested. 248 00:14:16,504 --> 00:14:20,073 Well, that was very nice of him. 249 00:14:20,074 --> 00:14:22,614 Yes, I know where that is. 250 00:14:23,144 --> 00:14:26,614 Yes, an hour? I could be there in an hour. 251 00:14:27,749 --> 00:14:29,450 I'll see you then. 252 00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:31,981 Thank you very much. 253 00:14:33,088 --> 00:14:36,118 Whoo! Ho ho ho! 254 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,391 Whoo h-oww! 255 00:14:37,392 --> 00:14:40,362 Yoww! Hey! Ohh! 256 00:14:47,203 --> 00:14:48,133 Good luck. 257 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,078 Thank you, Judy. 258 00:14:50,406 --> 00:14:52,041 Arlo Pear. Yes, sir. 259 00:14:52,042 --> 00:14:53,242 Hi. Simon Eberhard. 260 00:14:53,244 --> 00:14:54,344 Gee, I'm glad you could make it. 261 00:14:54,345 --> 00:14:56,312 I've wanted to meet you for years. 262 00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:57,013 Have a seat. 263 00:14:57,014 --> 00:14:58,314 Can I get you anything? Coffee? 264 00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,345 No, Mr. Eberhard. Thank you very much. 265 00:15:00,351 --> 00:15:01,551 Please, call me Simon. 266 00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:04,622 We're gonna be working together every day. 267 00:15:04,623 --> 00:15:06,423 Excuse me. 268 00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:10,027 Would you find Gary? 269 00:15:10,028 --> 00:15:12,328 Tell him Arlo Pear's here. 270 00:15:12,564 --> 00:15:15,034 That's Gary Marcus, chairman of the board. 271 00:15:15,035 --> 00:15:18,234 Canceled a flight today so he could meet you. 272 00:15:18,237 --> 00:15:21,577 Now, let's see, you're the man who does... 273 00:15:23,309 --> 00:15:24,949 where is he? 274 00:15:25,645 --> 00:15:27,076 Hi. Gary Marcus. 275 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,415 Heard nothing but great things about you. 276 00:15:29,416 --> 00:15:30,346 Welcome to G.T.I. 277 00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:32,185 Have you been filling in our friend? 278 00:15:32,186 --> 00:15:33,316 Well, yeah, I was just about to. 279 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,620 Um, here, Arlo. Take a look at this. 280 00:15:35,622 --> 00:15:38,491 We call it the phase one shuttle. 281 00:15:38,492 --> 00:15:40,493 It's a fully automated monorail commuter train, 282 00:15:40,495 --> 00:15:43,255 the fastest, most advanced train in the world. 283 00:15:43,264 --> 00:15:45,524 180 Miles an hour. 284 00:15:45,533 --> 00:15:48,103 Who's gonna drive this thing, my wife? 285 00:15:53,209 --> 00:15:54,578 Arlo, we want you to head 286 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,677 our research and development division. 287 00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:58,048 You'll have complete autonomy. 288 00:15:58,049 --> 00:15:59,177 You can set your own staff, 289 00:15:59,181 --> 00:16:01,516 set your own schedule, whatever you want. 290 00:16:01,517 --> 00:16:02,748 Let's be perfectly Frank, Arlo. 291 00:16:02,752 --> 00:16:03,722 I'm sure there are a number 292 00:16:03,723 --> 00:16:06,250 of other offers that you're considering. 293 00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:06,616 Mmm... 294 00:16:06,623 --> 00:16:09,563 Arlo, we know what you were getting at Metro, 295 00:16:09,564 --> 00:16:11,827 and this job pays 20,000 more. 296 00:16:11,828 --> 00:16:13,358 We'll treat you like a king. 297 00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:14,833 Full staff, secretaries. 298 00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:16,332 Stock options, profit sharing. 299 00:16:16,334 --> 00:16:18,574 Expense accounts, state-of-the-art equipment. 300 00:16:18,575 --> 00:16:21,699 Arlo, whatever you want, you got it. 301 00:16:21,706 --> 00:16:23,540 I personally guarantee it. 302 00:16:23,541 --> 00:16:24,808 How's that sound? 303 00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:26,670 Terrific. Well, 304 00:16:26,678 --> 00:16:28,278 I guess the first thing on the agenda 305 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,510 is we gotta get him out there 306 00:16:29,514 --> 00:16:31,184 as soon as possible. 307 00:16:32,484 --> 00:16:34,054 Out there? 308 00:16:36,388 --> 00:16:38,489 Didn't someone talk about this? 309 00:16:39,392 --> 00:16:41,522 Well, no, I... 310 00:16:43,396 --> 00:16:45,896 Well, it was probably just an oversight. 311 00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:50,131 Arlo, the job is in Boise. 312 00:16:52,239 --> 00:16:53,373 Boise. 313 00:16:53,374 --> 00:16:54,404 Great. 314 00:16:54,408 --> 00:16:57,108 Idaho. 315 00:16:57,111 --> 00:16:58,771 Idaho. 316 00:16:58,779 --> 00:16:59,549 Great. 317 00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:01,817 That's where we're headquartered. 318 00:17:01,818 --> 00:17:03,116 That's where the prototype 319 00:17:03,118 --> 00:17:05,088 for the shuttle is. 320 00:17:06,388 --> 00:17:08,726 Simon: Oh, we'll do everything that we can. 321 00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:10,123 Your wife is gonna love it. 322 00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:12,194 We'll fly both of you out there next week, 323 00:17:12,195 --> 00:17:13,624 help you find a home, huh? 324 00:17:13,629 --> 00:17:15,729 Arlo, I lived in Idaho all my life. 325 00:17:15,731 --> 00:17:18,533 It's beautiful country. Great fishing. 326 00:17:18,534 --> 00:17:19,834 Do you like the outdoors? 327 00:17:19,835 --> 00:17:23,205 Is it outdoors? 328 00:17:23,773 --> 00:17:25,174 Well... 329 00:17:25,175 --> 00:17:26,575 This is a big decision. 330 00:17:26,576 --> 00:17:28,606 Maybe you wanna go home and talk it over 331 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,682 with the wife and family. 332 00:17:31,248 --> 00:17:32,878 Monica: Come on, Case. 333 00:17:32,883 --> 00:17:34,343 I already bought you a ticket. 334 00:17:34,351 --> 00:17:36,751 No, mom, I'm sorry. I can't come hear you sing. 335 00:17:36,753 --> 00:17:37,844 I've made other plans. 336 00:17:37,855 --> 00:17:39,255 Marshall: Other plans with Kevin? 337 00:17:39,257 --> 00:17:42,626 We saw what you and Kevin were doing last night. 338 00:17:44,829 --> 00:17:46,697 ♪ P-o-r-k-I-n-g ♪ 339 00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:47,898 Casey: Shut up. Shut up! 340 00:17:47,899 --> 00:17:51,340 Dad, will you please tell them to shut up? 341 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,436 Well, why don't you invite Kevin? 342 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,341 Oh, right, mom. That's a fun date, 343 00:17:57,343 --> 00:18:00,884 to bring my boyfriend to hear my mother sing soprano? 344 00:18:00,885 --> 00:18:03,080 I don't think so. 345 00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:07,418 Darling... 346 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,590 These potatoes are delicious. 347 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,859 Thank you, sweetie. 348 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:14,760 Um, do you have enough? 349 00:18:17,331 --> 00:18:18,761 You know... 350 00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:20,700 Kevin just might enjoy it. 351 00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:22,731 No, mom. 352 00:18:23,571 --> 00:18:27,342 Are these Idaho potatoes? 353 00:18:28,844 --> 00:18:29,714 I don't know, Arlo. 354 00:18:29,715 --> 00:18:33,841 I bet they are. I bet these are Idaho potatoes. 355 00:18:35,517 --> 00:18:36,518 I know. 356 00:18:36,519 --> 00:18:37,649 Why don't you tape it, 357 00:18:37,653 --> 00:18:39,423 and I'll listen to it later. 358 00:18:39,424 --> 00:18:41,852 It's the country's leading producer 359 00:18:41,858 --> 00:18:43,558 of silver, you know. 360 00:18:43,559 --> 00:18:44,319 Monica: What is? 361 00:18:44,327 --> 00:18:48,238 I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about Idaho. 362 00:18:52,636 --> 00:18:53,736 Dad, are you all right? 363 00:18:53,737 --> 00:18:54,707 Yeah, I'm fine. 364 00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:57,473 But I read an article this afternoon, 365 00:18:57,474 --> 00:18:58,344 about Idaho, 366 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,443 our 43rd state, the gem state. 367 00:19:00,445 --> 00:19:05,015 Which, by the way, is where Whitney Houston was born. 368 00:19:05,016 --> 00:19:07,386 No, she wasn't. She was born right here, 369 00:19:07,387 --> 00:19:08,785 in New Jersey. 370 00:19:09,854 --> 00:19:11,955 Well, she sang so good, 371 00:19:11,957 --> 00:19:15,227 you'd think she was born in Idaho. 372 00:19:16,529 --> 00:19:18,369 What's going on here? 373 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,734 Arlo... 374 00:19:22,735 --> 00:19:24,566 You got a job! 375 00:19:24,571 --> 00:19:25,838 Maybe. 376 00:19:27,507 --> 00:19:28,977 With who, the Idaho tourist bureau? 377 00:19:28,978 --> 00:19:31,975 No. I'd be honored if it were, but, ahem... 378 00:19:31,978 --> 00:19:34,778 It's this company called G.T.I. Transit. 379 00:19:34,781 --> 00:19:38,051 It's a new opportunity, a big raise. 380 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:40,022 Well, there's more. What is it? 381 00:19:40,023 --> 00:19:42,621 Well, I didn't tell them yes. 382 00:19:42,623 --> 00:19:44,223 Well, what is it? 383 00:19:46,494 --> 00:19:49,055 I didn't tell them yes. 384 00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,634 Well, what? 385 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,470 It's in Boise, Idaho. 386 00:19:52,471 --> 00:19:55,798 Bois... did you say Boise, Idaho? 387 00:19:55,804 --> 00:19:57,404 No way! Boise! 388 00:20:02,078 --> 00:20:04,508 Arlo, come on, now. That's not fair! 389 00:20:04,514 --> 00:20:05,781 You promised me! 390 00:20:05,782 --> 00:20:08,150 No way. There's no way. 391 00:20:08,151 --> 00:20:08,881 No way I'm moving. 392 00:20:08,885 --> 00:20:11,888 The phone hasn't been ringing off the hook, 393 00:20:11,889 --> 00:20:13,049 ladies and gentlemen. 394 00:20:13,057 --> 00:20:13,987 You can commute. 395 00:20:13,991 --> 00:20:16,991 To Idaho? Baby, it's 2,000 Miles. 396 00:20:16,994 --> 00:20:17,894 It's not fair. 397 00:20:17,895 --> 00:20:19,633 This is my last year of school. 398 00:20:19,634 --> 00:20:22,030 I have Kevin here and all my friends. 399 00:20:22,032 --> 00:20:23,063 I know, baby, 400 00:20:23,068 --> 00:20:24,758 but it's not that easy. 401 00:20:24,769 --> 00:20:26,869 Well, there's no way I'm moving. 402 00:20:26,872 --> 00:20:27,932 No fucking way! 403 00:20:27,939 --> 00:20:28,599 Wait a minute! 404 00:20:28,607 --> 00:20:31,647 That's a quarter in the swear jar, young lady. 405 00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:32,943 Fine. 406 00:20:35,882 --> 00:20:37,882 25 cents in the swear jar? 407 00:20:37,884 --> 00:20:38,614 Here's $1.00, dad. 408 00:20:38,618 --> 00:20:40,518 Because there's no goddamn way I'm goddamn movin' 409 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,050 to any son-of-a-bitch, shit-eating, 410 00:20:42,054 --> 00:20:46,325 goddamn-Ida, goddamn, shitty-ho! 411 00:20:49,796 --> 00:20:51,066 That's... 412 00:21:05,146 --> 00:21:05,876 Leave the room. 413 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:09,417 Arlo: Well, you guys, don't you want dessert? 414 00:21:09,418 --> 00:21:11,518 Both: Oh, yeah! 415 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,154 Now! 416 00:21:13,622 --> 00:21:16,622 Wait a minute. I helped you guys last week. 417 00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:18,395 Cowards! 418 00:21:18,827 --> 00:21:20,527 I love this house. 419 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:21,730 Arlo: So do I. 420 00:21:21,731 --> 00:21:23,931 I love this town. 421 00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:26,094 I love our friends. 422 00:21:26,102 --> 00:21:27,402 I don't wanna move. 423 00:21:27,404 --> 00:21:30,404 I don't wanna move, either, baby, 424 00:21:30,407 --> 00:21:31,774 but things change. 425 00:21:31,775 --> 00:21:34,706 You could always work for my father. 426 00:21:34,712 --> 00:21:37,382 I'm sure that offer's still good. 427 00:21:38,616 --> 00:21:39,646 Making mustard. 428 00:21:39,650 --> 00:21:42,185 But you wouldn't be making mustard. 429 00:21:42,186 --> 00:21:44,787 You'd be supervising people. 430 00:21:44,790 --> 00:21:47,620 Who are making mustard. 431 00:21:47,626 --> 00:21:51,526 I am a transportation engineer. 432 00:21:51,530 --> 00:21:53,830 That's what I do. 433 00:21:53,832 --> 00:21:56,372 That's what I do. 434 00:21:56,769 --> 00:22:00,499 This job offer out there... 435 00:22:00,506 --> 00:22:02,436 It's a good job, huh? 436 00:22:03,843 --> 00:22:06,983 Once in a lifetime. 437 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:13,351 I can't believe I'm moving again. 438 00:22:17,024 --> 00:22:18,691 No, not this time. 439 00:22:18,692 --> 00:22:21,163 I'm gonna take care of everything. 440 00:22:21,563 --> 00:22:24,793 If they kiss, we're dead. 441 00:22:24,799 --> 00:22:27,129 You swear? 442 00:22:35,911 --> 00:22:37,571 That's it. 443 00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:40,040 We're moving. 444 00:22:42,918 --> 00:22:45,054 Arlo: All right, ladies and gentlemen, listen up. 445 00:22:45,055 --> 00:22:46,225 We're gonna take it from the top, 446 00:22:46,226 --> 00:22:49,792 and this time, I want some feeling in it, okay? 447 00:22:49,793 --> 00:22:52,423 Operation Idaho. 448 00:22:53,764 --> 00:22:56,035 5 weeks to go, and what's the plan? 449 00:22:56,036 --> 00:22:59,004 All: We sell the house for as much as we can. 450 00:22:59,005 --> 00:23:02,133 And what do we do with 4 weeks to go? 451 00:23:02,140 --> 00:23:04,608 Buy a new house in Idaho. 452 00:23:04,609 --> 00:23:06,809 3 weeks to go, what do you say? 453 00:23:06,811 --> 00:23:09,712 Clean up the attic and throw stuff away. 454 00:23:09,715 --> 00:23:13,315 2 weeks to go, and the big yard sale... 455 00:23:13,319 --> 00:23:16,619 Arrange with the mailman to forward the mail! 456 00:23:16,622 --> 00:23:19,253 One week to go, and what's the job? 457 00:23:19,259 --> 00:23:21,994 Hire somebody to drive the Saab! 458 00:23:21,995 --> 00:23:24,855 Moving day, and we're out of Jersey! 459 00:23:24,864 --> 00:23:29,164 We're gonna start a new life in a town called Boise! 460 00:23:29,169 --> 00:23:31,037 Great! That was excellent! 461 00:23:31,038 --> 00:23:34,168 Hey, Case. Fries or onion rings? 462 00:23:34,175 --> 00:23:35,605 Fries. 463 00:23:36,010 --> 00:23:37,310 Have you told him yet? 464 00:23:37,311 --> 00:23:38,711 No! 465 00:23:38,713 --> 00:23:39,613 Why not? 466 00:23:39,614 --> 00:23:41,815 Because I'm not moving. 467 00:23:41,816 --> 00:23:43,177 What do you mean? 468 00:23:43,185 --> 00:23:45,715 I mean I'm not moving. 469 00:23:46,121 --> 00:23:49,161 Even if I have to kill someone. 470 00:24:01,704 --> 00:24:03,344 Where did you get him, coach? 471 00:24:03,345 --> 00:24:06,169 It ain't over till it's over. 472 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,224 Come on, Freddy, go! 473 00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:21,255 One more lap! 474 00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:23,019 Come on, let's go, Randy! 475 00:24:23,027 --> 00:24:24,795 One more lap, baby! 476 00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:25,366 You can do it! 477 00:24:25,367 --> 00:24:27,863 You've done it before! Let's go! 478 00:24:59,667 --> 00:25:03,637 I can't believe you're leaving me! 479 00:25:04,405 --> 00:25:05,276 Woman: As you can see, 480 00:25:05,277 --> 00:25:06,674 the entire house is very sunny. 481 00:25:06,675 --> 00:25:08,675 It's wonderful for plants. 482 00:25:08,677 --> 00:25:10,044 Philip, wouldn't our brown couch 483 00:25:10,045 --> 00:25:10,805 look good in here? 484 00:25:10,813 --> 00:25:13,373 Uh-huh, and, honey, look at the paneling. 485 00:25:13,382 --> 00:25:17,143 And here are the 2 downstairs bedrooms. 486 00:25:17,153 --> 00:25:18,213 Sounds like they like it. 487 00:25:18,221 --> 00:25:19,921 If they make an offer, let me do the talking. 488 00:25:19,923 --> 00:25:23,123 Don't even nod your head. I'll handle everything. 489 00:25:23,126 --> 00:25:24,826 Okay. 490 00:25:25,762 --> 00:25:29,065 Aah! Oh, my God! Aah! 491 00:25:31,101 --> 00:25:33,171 Oh, my God! 492 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,240 What the hell? 493 00:25:55,194 --> 00:25:58,264 Where's Casey? 494 00:26:01,734 --> 00:26:03,734 Ohh, stop... 495 00:26:03,736 --> 00:26:05,337 Stop what? 496 00:26:05,339 --> 00:26:07,199 Stop me. 497 00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:12,707 What's this? 498 00:26:12,713 --> 00:26:16,984 Oh, I was just doing some work around the house. 499 00:26:18,353 --> 00:26:19,423 Monica: You'll love the kitchen. 500 00:26:19,424 --> 00:26:23,120 It has all the top-of-the-line appliances. 501 00:26:23,124 --> 00:26:23,994 Oh, this is our stove. 502 00:26:23,995 --> 00:26:27,261 It has the grill and a fan with a downdraft. 503 00:26:27,262 --> 00:26:27,963 It's great. 504 00:26:27,964 --> 00:26:32,863 And over here, this operates the garbage disposal. 505 00:26:32,868 --> 00:26:34,168 Arlo: What... 506 00:26:57,194 --> 00:26:59,194 Ohh! 507 00:27:00,965 --> 00:27:02,735 Casey! Casey! 508 00:27:08,206 --> 00:27:10,076 Here they are! 509 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,021 Is that a working fireplace? 510 00:27:16,022 --> 00:27:18,415 Yes, it is. We use it all winter. 511 00:27:18,418 --> 00:27:19,848 Very nice, very nice. 512 00:27:19,852 --> 00:27:21,352 This would be perfect for us. 513 00:27:21,354 --> 00:27:22,784 Well, I'm glad you like it. 514 00:27:22,789 --> 00:27:23,989 Why don't you come outside here? 515 00:27:23,990 --> 00:27:24,990 I'll show you the barbecue... 516 00:27:24,991 --> 00:27:27,292 um, uh, where does this go? 517 00:27:27,294 --> 00:27:28,184 Oh, it's just a basement. 518 00:27:28,195 --> 00:27:29,525 You've seen one, you've seen 'em all. 519 00:27:29,530 --> 00:27:31,060 Well, could we have a look at it? 520 00:27:31,065 --> 00:27:32,895 Look at that? Jesus! 521 00:27:32,900 --> 00:27:35,535 It's just a... just a storage area now, 522 00:27:35,536 --> 00:27:37,496 you know, washing machine, dryer. 523 00:27:37,504 --> 00:27:39,565 Well, we'd still like to see it. 524 00:27:39,574 --> 00:27:41,874 Oh, but, no! 525 00:27:41,876 --> 00:27:43,176 You see, it's a mess. 526 00:27:43,178 --> 00:27:44,278 It's... damn watch! 527 00:27:44,279 --> 00:27:46,248 Is there a problem with the basement? 528 00:27:46,249 --> 00:27:47,377 No, there's no problem 529 00:27:47,382 --> 00:27:48,152 with the basement, 530 00:27:48,153 --> 00:27:50,580 except to be honest with you, uh, 531 00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:51,846 the door is stuck. 532 00:27:51,854 --> 00:27:53,523 It's been stuck for 6 months. 533 00:27:53,524 --> 00:27:54,990 I've tried to open it. 534 00:27:54,991 --> 00:27:55,591 You can't open it. 535 00:27:55,592 --> 00:27:57,521 Well, let... but you can't. 536 00:27:57,526 --> 00:27:58,826 Well, I'll just give it a try. 537 00:27:58,828 --> 00:28:00,128 I know you'll give it a try... 538 00:28:00,129 --> 00:28:01,159 here, I'll just... 539 00:28:01,163 --> 00:28:03,064 well, I'll just... 540 00:28:03,066 --> 00:28:04,200 wow! 541 00:28:04,201 --> 00:28:05,531 That's... honey! 542 00:28:05,535 --> 00:28:06,135 Well, uh, 543 00:28:06,136 --> 00:28:08,904 we should've had you here 6 months ago. 544 00:28:08,905 --> 00:28:10,339 At least. 545 00:28:10,340 --> 00:28:12,408 Well, we're going. 546 00:28:12,409 --> 00:28:14,370 Yeah, let's have a look. 547 00:28:14,379 --> 00:28:18,309 Well, this is the garage door. 548 00:28:18,316 --> 00:28:21,084 And the basement is really dry... 549 00:28:21,085 --> 00:28:22,385 Oh, my God. Who's that? 550 00:28:22,387 --> 00:28:23,956 Oh, that's our daughter Casey. 551 00:28:23,957 --> 00:28:25,424 Hi, honey. These are the Seegers. 552 00:28:25,425 --> 00:28:27,524 We'll be taking the washer and dryer with us. 553 00:28:27,526 --> 00:28:30,526 What are you doing to this child?! 554 00:28:30,529 --> 00:28:32,489 Oh... 555 00:28:32,498 --> 00:28:33,538 She's a student. 556 00:28:33,539 --> 00:28:35,462 It's a class project. 557 00:28:35,467 --> 00:28:36,237 Class project? 558 00:28:36,238 --> 00:28:39,104 Yeah. She's studying sensory deprivation. 559 00:28:39,105 --> 00:28:40,675 She's doing a damn good job. 560 00:28:40,676 --> 00:28:42,074 She's gonna get an "a." 561 00:28:42,075 --> 00:28:42,905 Aren't you, dear? 562 00:28:42,909 --> 00:28:43,649 We'll be out of your way 563 00:28:43,650 --> 00:28:45,173 in just a minute, sweetheart. 564 00:28:46,117 --> 00:28:47,072 Yeah. Uh-huh. 565 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:47,640 Come on this way. 566 00:28:47,647 --> 00:28:50,316 This here is the storage room. 567 00:28:55,156 --> 00:28:56,356 Well, Mr. Pear, 568 00:28:56,357 --> 00:28:57,557 now, uh... 569 00:28:57,558 --> 00:28:59,192 About your asking price. 570 00:28:59,193 --> 00:29:02,224 Yes, um, 571 00:29:02,230 --> 00:29:04,930 how firm is it? 572 00:29:04,933 --> 00:29:05,493 Ahem. 573 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:07,570 Well, we have had other interest. 574 00:29:07,571 --> 00:29:10,239 Heh heh. But we'd be willing to consider 575 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:14,009 anything, say, within 5%. 576 00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:18,510 My God. 577 00:29:18,514 --> 00:29:21,674 Uh, of course, that is negotiable. 578 00:29:21,684 --> 00:29:22,244 Arlo? 579 00:29:22,251 --> 00:29:25,521 Frank, what in the hell are you doing here? 580 00:29:25,522 --> 00:29:26,989 Hey, neighbor. 581 00:29:26,990 --> 00:29:29,060 I saw the car parked out front. 582 00:29:29,061 --> 00:29:30,659 Somebody looking at the house? 583 00:29:30,661 --> 00:29:31,561 Yes, they are. Uh... 584 00:29:31,562 --> 00:29:34,000 Can you come back in 10 minutes, please? 585 00:29:34,001 --> 00:29:35,097 Just thought I'd say hi. 586 00:29:35,099 --> 00:29:36,630 That's the kind of guy I am. 587 00:29:36,634 --> 00:29:38,569 They're showing a snuff film 588 00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:39,300 on cable, Frank. 589 00:29:39,304 --> 00:29:41,071 Why don't you check it out? 590 00:29:41,973 --> 00:29:43,543 Frank, don't go in the house. 591 00:29:43,544 --> 00:29:45,411 Frank. Frank. 592 00:29:47,712 --> 00:29:49,647 Mrs. Pear. 593 00:29:49,648 --> 00:29:51,848 Hi. I-I'm Frank Crawford. 594 00:29:51,851 --> 00:29:53,481 Hi. I live right next-door. 595 00:29:53,486 --> 00:29:55,686 Larry Seeger. This is my wife Cleo. 596 00:29:55,688 --> 00:29:57,048 Hi. Cleo. 597 00:29:57,056 --> 00:29:59,756 Oh, what a beautiful name. 598 00:29:59,759 --> 00:30:01,390 You know, one of the, uh, women 599 00:30:01,394 --> 00:30:03,394 that I work with at the teen center 600 00:30:03,396 --> 00:30:04,296 is named Cleo. 601 00:30:04,297 --> 00:30:06,227 Get him out of here! 602 00:30:06,233 --> 00:30:06,733 Okay. 603 00:30:06,734 --> 00:30:08,102 Cleo: Really? Frank: Mm-hmm. 604 00:30:08,103 --> 00:30:09,701 Frank has to be going now. 605 00:30:09,703 --> 00:30:11,033 Do you play golf, Larry? 606 00:30:11,037 --> 00:30:13,438 Larry: Well, I try. 607 00:30:13,508 --> 00:30:15,098 Well, you know, there's a new course 608 00:30:15,109 --> 00:30:17,069 that just opened up down the road. 609 00:30:17,078 --> 00:30:18,068 And maybe you and me, 610 00:30:18,079 --> 00:30:20,139 we could break it in together sometime. 611 00:30:20,148 --> 00:30:21,178 Oh... 612 00:30:21,182 --> 00:30:22,152 It's a deal. 613 00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:23,250 Oh, I almost forgot. 614 00:30:23,251 --> 00:30:24,582 It's... heh... a little welcome 615 00:30:24,586 --> 00:30:26,220 to the neighborhood gift. 616 00:30:26,221 --> 00:30:27,181 Aren't you sweet. 617 00:30:27,189 --> 00:30:28,749 It's a bundt cake. 618 00:30:28,757 --> 00:30:29,657 Mmm... 619 00:30:29,658 --> 00:30:30,528 It's, uh... 620 00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:32,693 My mother's recipe. 621 00:30:32,694 --> 00:30:34,194 Cleo: Thank you. 622 00:30:34,196 --> 00:30:35,226 Larry: Say, Arlo, 623 00:30:35,230 --> 00:30:38,261 how much did you pay this guy to come over? 624 00:30:38,268 --> 00:30:39,735 Ha ha ha. 625 00:30:39,736 --> 00:30:40,366 Frank? 626 00:30:40,370 --> 00:30:41,760 Oh, I couldn't pay him enough, 627 00:30:41,771 --> 00:30:42,731 could I, Frank? 628 00:30:42,739 --> 00:30:45,139 Money? No, thanks. 629 00:30:45,275 --> 00:30:47,576 Uh, listen, Frank, could I talk to you? 630 00:30:47,578 --> 00:30:48,678 Certainly, neighbor. 631 00:30:48,679 --> 00:30:50,313 I'm at your disposal. 632 00:30:50,314 --> 00:30:51,774 So, if you'll excuse us. 633 00:30:51,782 --> 00:30:52,512 Uh-huh. 634 00:30:52,516 --> 00:30:54,116 Very nice meeting you... 635 00:30:54,118 --> 00:30:56,586 oh, heh... meeting you both. 636 00:30:56,587 --> 00:30:57,617 And, um... 637 00:30:57,621 --> 00:31:01,282 Real pleasure. You go ahead. 638 00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:02,353 Nice to meet you. 639 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,200 Nice meeting you, too. 640 00:31:03,201 --> 00:31:05,025 I'm gonna do a little refurbishing 641 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:06,399 on the house, so, uh, 642 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,065 I hope it won't disturb you. 643 00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:08,596 Oh, come on. 644 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,640 Don't forget it's a date. 645 00:31:09,641 --> 00:31:12,305 Oh, yeah, we... right there. 646 00:31:15,408 --> 00:31:17,408 Mrs. Pear. 647 00:31:19,812 --> 00:31:22,052 Frank! Come here! 648 00:31:22,448 --> 00:31:24,449 Jesus Christ! What are you doing?! 649 00:31:24,451 --> 00:31:26,619 I'd say I'm selling your house. 650 00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:27,250 Why?! 651 00:31:27,254 --> 00:31:29,414 Because you people bore me. 652 00:31:29,423 --> 00:31:30,623 I want you out! 653 00:31:30,624 --> 00:31:33,424 I crave new blood. 654 00:31:33,427 --> 00:31:35,628 Ain't you gonna peel that? 655 00:31:35,630 --> 00:31:36,730 I know what's in it. 656 00:31:36,731 --> 00:31:38,631 Jesus, that's disgusting. 657 00:31:38,633 --> 00:31:39,773 - Mr. Pear. - Hi. 658 00:31:39,774 --> 00:31:42,467 Arlo, we've talked it over, 659 00:31:42,470 --> 00:31:44,670 and we'd like to make you an offer. 660 00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:47,341 Oh, that's great. 661 00:31:47,343 --> 00:31:48,673 Great! 662 00:31:48,878 --> 00:31:52,508 Mom, we're coming back as soon as we find a house. 663 00:31:52,514 --> 00:31:54,148 We're not gonna go stay this time. 664 00:31:54,149 --> 00:31:55,279 Randy: May we have our own bedroom? 665 00:31:55,284 --> 00:31:56,284 Marshall: Can we buy this one? 666 00:31:56,285 --> 00:31:57,685 We're gonna do the best we can 667 00:31:57,686 --> 00:31:58,617 to get you your own room, 668 00:31:58,622 --> 00:32:00,352 but I need the book. We gotta go. 669 00:32:00,357 --> 00:32:01,687 Come on, guys. Unh. 670 00:32:01,691 --> 00:32:03,321 Oh! Pull! 671 00:32:03,326 --> 00:32:03,826 There you go. 672 00:32:03,827 --> 00:32:05,587 Hey, take care of your sister, okay? 673 00:32:05,595 --> 00:32:06,595 She's not feeling well. 674 00:32:06,596 --> 00:32:08,130 Okay. I'll see you guys. 675 00:32:08,131 --> 00:32:08,591 Okay, bye. 676 00:32:08,598 --> 00:32:09,828 Oh, mother, thank you. 677 00:32:09,833 --> 00:32:11,464 We really appreciate this. 678 00:32:11,469 --> 00:32:12,159 Come on, dear. 679 00:32:12,169 --> 00:32:13,729 We gotta get going. We're gonna be late. 680 00:32:13,738 --> 00:32:14,868 See you, dad. 681 00:32:14,872 --> 00:32:17,202 Take care, okay? 682 00:32:17,575 --> 00:32:22,016 I don't even know where Idaho is. 683 00:32:32,291 --> 00:32:33,191 Monica: Sounds perfect. 684 00:32:33,192 --> 00:32:35,292 It's "4 bedrooms, sunken living room, 685 00:32:35,295 --> 00:32:39,295 with fireplace, needs some work." 686 00:32:49,510 --> 00:32:52,845 And this, naturally, is the living room. 687 00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:56,586 Probably your dream house, isn't it, dear? 688 00:32:57,151 --> 00:32:58,682 Of course, you'd probably 689 00:32:58,687 --> 00:33:00,817 decorate it differently. 690 00:33:00,922 --> 00:33:04,522 Oh, yes. We'd get bigger penises. 691 00:33:04,626 --> 00:33:05,926 Oh, Arlo, this is great. 692 00:33:05,927 --> 00:33:09,264 And they have 4 bedrooms. Can you believe it? 693 00:33:09,265 --> 00:33:10,265 You know how much 694 00:33:10,266 --> 00:33:13,535 this place would cost back in Jersey? 695 00:33:13,536 --> 00:33:15,266 Oh, God. 696 00:33:15,271 --> 00:33:16,838 Look at these windows. 697 00:33:16,839 --> 00:33:19,207 My plants are gonna love it here. 698 00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:19,808 Oh, oh, I'm sorry. 699 00:33:19,809 --> 00:33:21,840 We're taking all the windows with us. 700 00:33:24,614 --> 00:33:26,314 Oh, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 701 00:33:26,316 --> 00:33:28,246 I'm a joker. I'm a nut. 702 00:33:28,251 --> 00:33:32,822 Come on in the kitchen. I'll show you the kitchen. 703 00:33:34,692 --> 00:33:37,361 Yeah, I built these cabinets myself. 704 00:33:37,362 --> 00:33:39,262 They're beautiful. 705 00:33:39,263 --> 00:33:40,731 And tiles. Look. 706 00:33:40,732 --> 00:33:41,432 And 2 sinks. 707 00:33:41,433 --> 00:33:43,932 Yeah, unfortunately, we're takin' 'em with us. 708 00:33:44,703 --> 00:33:46,543 No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 709 00:33:46,544 --> 00:33:48,638 Oh, he's irrepressible. 710 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,410 I like your jokes, 711 00:33:49,411 --> 00:33:50,708 but the listing said something 712 00:33:50,709 --> 00:33:51,909 about a new heating system? 713 00:33:51,910 --> 00:33:53,440 Oh, yeah, yeah. That's right. 714 00:33:53,445 --> 00:33:54,545 New furnace. Gas. 715 00:33:54,546 --> 00:33:56,247 Forced hot air. Very efficient. 716 00:33:56,249 --> 00:33:58,579 Come on out in the backyard. 717 00:34:01,688 --> 00:34:02,918 Do you like these doors? 718 00:34:02,922 --> 00:34:03,752 I love 'em. Sorry. 719 00:34:03,757 --> 00:34:05,587 We're taking all the doors with us. 720 00:34:07,460 --> 00:34:10,461 His material sucks, but I like his delivery. 721 00:34:10,464 --> 00:34:14,234 I don't care, Arlo. I want this house. 722 00:34:17,505 --> 00:34:18,705 Arlo: It's beautiful! 723 00:34:18,706 --> 00:34:20,777 You know, I have lived in 14 different houses 724 00:34:20,778 --> 00:34:22,645 and I've never had my own pool. 725 00:34:22,646 --> 00:34:23,813 And I've always wanted one 726 00:34:23,814 --> 00:34:25,372 ever since I was a little girl. 727 00:34:25,380 --> 00:34:28,340 Well, sister, I've got some bad news for you. 728 00:34:28,350 --> 00:34:31,380 All: We're taking it with us! 729 00:34:32,789 --> 00:34:34,329 I really like to joke, Roger, 730 00:34:34,330 --> 00:34:38,923 but I'd like to talk to you about financing this house. 731 00:34:38,928 --> 00:34:39,728 Terrific, terrific. 732 00:34:39,729 --> 00:34:40,999 Why don't we leave the little ladies here, 733 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,498 you and I will go inside and talk about it. 734 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:46,035 God, this is great, Alice, great. 735 00:34:46,036 --> 00:34:47,305 Thank you. Well, we love it. 736 00:34:47,306 --> 00:34:49,004 So you found your dream house, 737 00:34:49,006 --> 00:34:50,506 and right now you're asking 738 00:34:50,507 --> 00:34:52,007 first Boise savings and loan 739 00:34:52,009 --> 00:34:53,909 to give you a mortgage. 740 00:34:53,911 --> 00:34:54,641 As you can see, 741 00:34:54,645 --> 00:34:56,816 I've had the same job for 15 years. 742 00:34:56,817 --> 00:34:59,115 Well, that's very nice, but it's not enough. 743 00:34:59,117 --> 00:35:01,417 I mean, Al Capone had the same job 744 00:35:01,419 --> 00:35:02,819 for 30 years. 745 00:35:02,987 --> 00:35:05,355 But we've never had any problem with credit. 746 00:35:05,356 --> 00:35:06,026 Oh, don't get me wrong. 747 00:35:06,027 --> 00:35:08,085 I trust you. We trust all our customers. 748 00:35:08,094 --> 00:35:10,724 Why, this bank was built on trust. 749 00:35:10,729 --> 00:35:12,529 Here. Sign here. 750 00:35:12,731 --> 00:35:15,900 You gotta get closer. This pen is chained down. 751 00:35:17,103 --> 00:35:18,493 Woman: Mr. Hanks, 752 00:35:18,504 --> 00:35:20,465 Mr. Wilson wants to see you right away, 753 00:35:20,474 --> 00:35:22,674 and he wants you to bring all your records 754 00:35:22,676 --> 00:35:24,406 for the last 5 years. 755 00:35:24,411 --> 00:35:27,581 I'll be there as soon as I can. 756 00:35:27,848 --> 00:35:29,615 Whoo, I see you got twins. 757 00:35:29,616 --> 00:35:30,877 Hey, I'm one of twins. 758 00:35:30,885 --> 00:35:32,585 I'll tell you, though, my twin brother, 759 00:35:32,587 --> 00:35:33,547 he's not too smart. 760 00:35:33,554 --> 00:35:36,123 I mean, last year, he forgot my birthday. 761 00:35:38,059 --> 00:35:40,389 Woman: Mr. Wilson is waiting! 762 00:35:40,394 --> 00:35:41,862 Is something wrong? 763 00:35:41,863 --> 00:35:43,731 Oh, no, everything is okay. 764 00:35:43,732 --> 00:35:45,462 Your application is fine. 765 00:35:45,467 --> 00:35:48,827 But right now I can't give you any money. 766 00:35:48,837 --> 00:35:50,397 When can you give us the money? 767 00:35:50,405 --> 00:35:53,541 Mr. Pear, are you a gambling man? 768 00:35:53,542 --> 00:35:55,043 No, I'm not. 769 00:35:55,044 --> 00:35:56,544 Well, you are now. 770 00:35:56,546 --> 00:35:58,584 Look, I'm gonna level with you people. 771 00:35:58,585 --> 00:35:59,881 I just spent a big chunk 772 00:35:59,883 --> 00:36:01,513 of the bank's money on Hannah Blue 773 00:36:01,518 --> 00:36:03,478 in the seventh at hallmark downs. 774 00:36:03,486 --> 00:36:04,086 That's embezzlement. 775 00:36:04,087 --> 00:36:05,817 That's right, and that's exactly 776 00:36:05,822 --> 00:36:07,753 what I've been doing here for 22 years. 777 00:36:07,758 --> 00:36:10,018 But I'll tell you, this horse can't lose. 778 00:36:10,027 --> 00:36:12,462 You'll get your money for the house. 779 00:36:12,463 --> 00:36:13,063 I did my homework. 780 00:36:13,064 --> 00:36:15,663 This horse has never lost on a wet track. 781 00:36:15,666 --> 00:36:16,806 Announcer: I can't remember 782 00:36:16,807 --> 00:36:19,601 when I've ever seen a track this dry. 783 00:36:20,573 --> 00:36:21,072 And they're off! 784 00:36:21,073 --> 00:36:22,902 Lady Paris gets the early lead, 785 00:36:22,908 --> 00:36:25,508 with Hannah Blue second along the inside... 786 00:36:25,510 --> 00:36:27,010 Hannah Blue, baby, come on. 787 00:36:27,012 --> 00:36:28,472 Come on, Hannah Blue. 788 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,611 Move it, move it, move it. 789 00:36:29,615 --> 00:36:30,445 Pass 'em, pass 'em. 790 00:36:30,449 --> 00:36:31,489 Go ahead, Hannah Blue, baby, go. 791 00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:34,784 Hannah Blue, come on, baby. Oh, God, please, Hannah Blue. 792 00:36:34,787 --> 00:36:36,987 I'll do anything. I'll go back to my wife. 793 00:36:36,989 --> 00:36:38,827 You heard him, God! Hannah Blue! 794 00:36:38,828 --> 00:36:40,824 He said he'd be true to his wife! 795 00:36:40,826 --> 00:36:41,957 Take it easy, will you? 796 00:36:41,962 --> 00:36:45,122 I said I'll go back to my wife. 797 00:36:55,543 --> 00:36:58,043 This application's approved! 798 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:06,520 Hello. 799 00:37:07,623 --> 00:37:08,883 Mr. Pear? 800 00:37:08,891 --> 00:37:09,791 Yes. 801 00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:11,459 How's it hangin'? 802 00:37:11,460 --> 00:37:13,194 How's what hangin'? 803 00:37:13,195 --> 00:37:14,455 Your dick. 804 00:37:14,463 --> 00:37:16,723 Huh? Oh, uh, 805 00:37:16,732 --> 00:37:18,533 it's hangin' to the left. 806 00:37:18,535 --> 00:37:21,165 I'm Edwards, and this is Perry. 807 00:37:21,171 --> 00:37:22,611 We're here to give you an estimate 808 00:37:22,612 --> 00:37:27,806 for the Cortez Brothers Moving and Storage company. 809 00:37:28,512 --> 00:37:30,912 You got anything I can write with around here? 810 00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:31,905 By the phone. 811 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:32,676 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 812 00:37:32,683 --> 00:37:34,283 Well, yeah, well, like I was saying, well, 813 00:37:34,285 --> 00:37:36,545 we generally start upstairs, you know? 814 00:37:36,554 --> 00:37:39,564 Upstairs. Okay. Um... 815 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:42,860 Ahem. 816 00:37:42,861 --> 00:37:44,761 Okay, we got here the bedroom, huh? 817 00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:47,732 Master bedroom, bed, 2 tables... 818 00:37:47,733 --> 00:37:48,863 antique tables? 819 00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:49,467 Uh, yeah. 820 00:37:49,468 --> 00:37:50,598 That's an antique clock, too. 821 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:51,932 Probably worth a lot of money, huh? 822 00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:53,638 Yeah, I suppose so. 823 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:56,540 A chest of drawers, antique lamp. 824 00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:58,710 Hey, this is a nice suit. 825 00:37:58,711 --> 00:38:00,879 What? Give me my suit. 826 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,510 This doesn't even fit you. 827 00:38:02,515 --> 00:38:03,915 Give me my suit! 828 00:38:03,916 --> 00:38:05,017 Jesus! 829 00:38:05,152 --> 00:38:09,652 And we got here the, uh, wardrobe closet, huh? 830 00:38:09,657 --> 00:38:11,557 Hey. 831 00:38:11,558 --> 00:38:12,718 What? 832 00:38:12,726 --> 00:38:14,193 This your wife's underwear? 833 00:38:14,194 --> 00:38:15,194 Put that down! 834 00:38:15,195 --> 00:38:16,796 This is going, too, right? 835 00:38:16,798 --> 00:38:17,668 Back up! 836 00:38:17,669 --> 00:38:19,266 Give me this! 837 00:38:19,267 --> 00:38:20,667 Now... 838 00:38:21,069 --> 00:38:22,129 I don't care what you say. 839 00:38:22,137 --> 00:38:23,337 I want you out of here right now. 840 00:38:23,338 --> 00:38:25,778 I've seen enough of this shit, okay? 841 00:38:25,779 --> 00:38:26,940 Let's go! 842 00:38:26,941 --> 00:38:27,802 We got a deal for you. 843 00:38:27,810 --> 00:38:29,040 We come here to make a deal with you, 844 00:38:29,045 --> 00:38:30,175 and we're gonna make this deal. 845 00:38:30,179 --> 00:38:33,148 Now, we figured 25 cartons. 846 00:38:33,149 --> 00:38:35,949 We'll make the whole move for you 847 00:38:35,951 --> 00:38:37,681 from door-to-door, coast-to-coast. 848 00:38:37,687 --> 00:38:39,287 That's loading everything on the truck 849 00:38:39,288 --> 00:38:44,959 and taking it off for $1,930. 850 00:38:44,961 --> 00:38:46,721 We have your estimate, 851 00:38:46,730 --> 00:38:49,465 and I thank you gentlemen for coming by. 852 00:38:49,466 --> 00:38:52,736 And I'll show you out now. 853 00:38:52,737 --> 00:38:55,267 This is the door. You remember the door. 854 00:38:55,273 --> 00:38:56,303 It works both ways. 855 00:38:56,307 --> 00:38:58,937 Good. You'll be going out. 856 00:38:58,943 --> 00:39:01,243 What are you doing in my purse?! 857 00:39:01,245 --> 00:39:03,976 Arlo! He was in my purse! 858 00:39:03,982 --> 00:39:04,922 She's lying. She's crazy. 859 00:39:04,923 --> 00:39:06,947 I don't know what's the matter with your wife. 860 00:39:06,952 --> 00:39:07,620 She's lying. 861 00:39:07,621 --> 00:39:08,987 What?! Well, get out of the house! 862 00:39:08,988 --> 00:39:09,817 That's it! 863 00:39:09,822 --> 00:39:11,789 Edwards: Hey, brother, why don't you chill out? 864 00:39:11,790 --> 00:39:12,790 You know how this thing goes. 865 00:39:12,791 --> 00:39:14,329 We help you out, and you help us out. 866 00:39:14,330 --> 00:39:16,257 Here. There's out. I helped you. 867 00:39:16,262 --> 00:39:17,600 Now get out of my house. 868 00:39:17,601 --> 00:39:20,067 Hey, man, I'll smack you in the mouth. 869 00:39:20,068 --> 00:39:21,266 What? You... 870 00:39:21,267 --> 00:39:24,167 and stay out! 871 00:39:24,170 --> 00:39:25,900 The shark son of a bitch. 872 00:39:27,108 --> 00:39:28,208 No! 873 00:39:28,209 --> 00:39:30,109 Woman: Uh, Mr. Pear? 874 00:39:31,746 --> 00:39:34,706 Oh, hello. I'm Carol Davenport. 875 00:39:34,715 --> 00:39:37,115 I'm with the Hummingbird Moving company. 876 00:39:37,118 --> 00:39:39,119 I believe I spoke with you on the phone. 877 00:39:39,121 --> 00:39:42,221 Oh, yeah, uh, come in, please. 878 00:39:42,224 --> 00:39:42,924 Oh, good. 879 00:39:42,925 --> 00:39:45,092 Honey, this is Mrs. Davenport. 880 00:39:45,093 --> 00:39:47,093 She's from Hummingbird movers. 881 00:39:47,095 --> 00:39:50,030 It's a completely different company. 882 00:39:50,031 --> 00:39:52,132 She's a professional. 883 00:39:53,770 --> 00:39:56,338 Carol: It comes to $2,430. 884 00:39:56,339 --> 00:39:59,369 Now, this figure includes all transportation, 885 00:39:59,375 --> 00:40:01,345 mileage, tolls, and insurance. 886 00:40:01,346 --> 00:40:05,081 We've just a small fee for packing and unpacking. 887 00:40:05,082 --> 00:40:06,312 Sold. 888 00:40:06,316 --> 00:40:07,086 Um, for that fee, 889 00:40:07,087 --> 00:40:10,184 will you reassemble all the beds once we get to Idaho? 890 00:40:10,187 --> 00:40:11,354 Absolutely. 891 00:40:11,355 --> 00:40:12,795 We will do everything. 892 00:40:12,796 --> 00:40:17,691 You two have enough to worry about, am I right? 893 00:40:21,833 --> 00:40:23,033 Thank you. Thanks. 894 00:40:23,034 --> 00:40:23,764 Enjoy 'em. 895 00:40:23,768 --> 00:40:24,938 How much for everything? 896 00:40:24,939 --> 00:40:26,037 Wrap it all up. 897 00:40:26,038 --> 00:40:29,038 Will that cash or charge, sir? 898 00:40:29,041 --> 00:40:31,301 Come on, Arlo. Give me the tour. 899 00:40:31,310 --> 00:40:32,810 Okay, come on, Arnie. 900 00:40:32,812 --> 00:40:34,042 Monica: Well, you can see 901 00:40:34,046 --> 00:40:35,676 we never throw anything out. 902 00:40:35,681 --> 00:40:36,341 You look around here, 903 00:40:36,348 --> 00:40:39,018 you can tell this is the sale of the century. 904 00:40:39,019 --> 00:40:41,987 Well, at least the sale of the decade. 905 00:40:41,988 --> 00:40:44,256 285, 286... 906 00:40:44,257 --> 00:40:47,693 Monica: Believe me, ma'am. They're all there. 907 00:40:47,694 --> 00:40:50,664 It says 1,000 pieces. 908 00:40:50,665 --> 00:40:53,395 Well, I'm sure they're all there. 909 00:40:53,401 --> 00:40:56,169 287, 288... 910 00:40:56,170 --> 00:40:58,004 Uh, how much for this? 911 00:40:58,005 --> 00:40:58,905 This? Oh, this? 912 00:40:58,906 --> 00:41:01,237 I'll pay you to take this. 913 00:41:01,243 --> 00:41:04,943 Excuse me. Does your dog bite? 914 00:41:05,247 --> 00:41:09,947 Madam, that dog hasn't farted since march of '78. 915 00:41:12,754 --> 00:41:15,255 Here's some comic books, mostly D.C., 916 00:41:15,258 --> 00:41:16,358 and here's some video games. 917 00:41:16,359 --> 00:41:20,999 And here's some pictures of my sister... Naked. 918 00:41:21,831 --> 00:41:24,801 I'll give you 140 for it. 919 00:41:24,802 --> 00:41:27,937 Frank: I'll give you 150. 920 00:41:27,938 --> 00:41:29,908 170. 921 00:41:31,208 --> 00:41:32,208 200. 922 00:41:32,209 --> 00:41:35,279 Sorry. That's too steep for me. 923 00:41:38,917 --> 00:41:42,247 Nah. I changed my mind. 924 00:41:54,834 --> 00:41:57,134 There you go, kid, a nice, short fuse for you. 925 00:41:57,136 --> 00:42:00,806 All right, boys, more bang for the buck. 926 00:42:00,807 --> 00:42:01,307 Here we go. 927 00:42:01,308 --> 00:42:03,968 Randy, Marshall, put those M-80s down. 928 00:42:03,977 --> 00:42:06,512 Get back to your own yard, okay? 929 00:42:06,513 --> 00:42:08,513 Wipe your feet. 930 00:42:08,515 --> 00:42:11,183 Having a mustard sale, Frank? 931 00:42:12,353 --> 00:42:14,922 I hear you folks are moving out west. 932 00:42:14,923 --> 00:42:17,023 I got a brother lives out that way. 933 00:42:17,025 --> 00:42:19,055 I never visit him, though. 934 00:42:19,060 --> 00:42:20,160 God-awful country. 935 00:42:20,161 --> 00:42:21,491 I'm sorry to hear that, Frank. 936 00:42:21,496 --> 00:42:23,096 We're gonna miss you. 937 00:42:23,097 --> 00:42:23,836 The wife and I, 938 00:42:23,837 --> 00:42:25,062 maybe we could send you a plane ticket. 939 00:42:25,067 --> 00:42:28,037 You could come out and visit us at Christmas. 940 00:42:28,837 --> 00:42:31,177 Could, but I won't. 941 00:42:34,209 --> 00:42:36,348 Well, I'd be happy to drive your car 942 00:42:36,349 --> 00:42:37,546 to Idaho for you, Mr. Pear. 943 00:42:37,547 --> 00:42:39,277 In fact, when I saw your ad 944 00:42:39,282 --> 00:42:40,882 up on the bulletin board at school, 945 00:42:40,884 --> 00:42:42,014 I couldn't believe it. 946 00:42:42,018 --> 00:42:43,953 My family lives right outside of Boise. 947 00:42:43,954 --> 00:42:45,014 I'd be going that way anyway. 948 00:42:45,021 --> 00:42:47,922 Have you ever driven a turbo Saab? 949 00:42:47,925 --> 00:42:48,455 Oh, yes, sir. 950 00:42:48,459 --> 00:42:50,197 In fact, coincidentally, my Uncle owns 951 00:42:50,198 --> 00:42:51,524 a Saab dealership in Illinois. 952 00:42:51,529 --> 00:42:52,999 I used to work there in the summertime. 953 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,366 Well, what did you do for this Uncle of yours 954 00:42:56,367 --> 00:42:57,934 in the summertime? 955 00:42:57,935 --> 00:42:59,366 Did you sell them? 956 00:42:59,371 --> 00:43:01,071 Oh, no, sir, I repaired them. 957 00:43:01,073 --> 00:43:03,433 I have some references if you'd like to see them. 958 00:43:03,442 --> 00:43:05,442 Ref... you know, I don't need to see this. 959 00:43:05,444 --> 00:43:07,174 Why don't you come on in the house? 960 00:43:07,179 --> 00:43:08,349 We'll talk about the trip. 961 00:43:08,350 --> 00:43:10,214 Hey, I'll fix you a beer. 962 00:43:10,215 --> 00:43:11,276 Oh, I don't drink, sir. 963 00:43:11,284 --> 00:43:12,844 Some lemonade would be fine, 964 00:43:12,852 --> 00:43:15,022 if it's not too much trouble. 965 00:43:28,869 --> 00:43:30,269 Uhh! Ooh! 966 00:43:41,516 --> 00:43:43,846 Okay, well, if you do hear from him, 967 00:43:43,852 --> 00:43:45,282 tell him to call me. 968 00:43:46,355 --> 00:43:48,895 Okay. I know. Bye. 969 00:43:52,995 --> 00:43:55,063 Mrs. Arlo Pear? 970 00:43:55,064 --> 00:43:55,494 Yes. 971 00:43:55,498 --> 00:43:58,199 I'm with Hummingbird movers. 972 00:43:58,201 --> 00:43:59,331 Uh-huh. 973 00:43:59,336 --> 00:44:00,603 I'm the packer. 974 00:44:10,415 --> 00:44:12,215 Uh, you know, you don't have to wrap 975 00:44:12,216 --> 00:44:14,885 each one of those individually. 976 00:44:14,886 --> 00:44:17,254 Oh, it's no problem. 977 00:44:17,255 --> 00:44:19,325 Arlo... 978 00:44:23,195 --> 00:44:25,663 Aah! 979 00:44:25,664 --> 00:44:26,264 Whoa! 980 00:44:26,265 --> 00:44:30,805 If daddy doesn't come home, do we still have to move? 981 00:44:32,538 --> 00:44:33,579 Why did you say that? 982 00:44:33,580 --> 00:44:39,043 Casey, have you done something to your father? 983 00:44:39,045 --> 00:44:40,075 No! 984 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:40,950 Come on, baby, tell me. 985 00:44:40,951 --> 00:44:43,117 Honey, I'm not gonna be angry with you. 986 00:44:43,118 --> 00:44:44,716 I'm not gonna put you on punishment. 987 00:44:44,718 --> 00:44:45,949 I just want to know the truth. 988 00:44:45,953 --> 00:44:48,553 Have you done something to your father? 989 00:44:48,556 --> 00:44:49,516 You're serious. 990 00:44:49,523 --> 00:44:51,953 I'm not gonna stand here and listen to this. 991 00:44:51,959 --> 00:44:55,359 Why don't you ask the man on the roof? 992 00:44:56,263 --> 00:44:57,424 What man? 993 00:44:57,432 --> 00:44:58,670 The man on your roof 994 00:44:58,671 --> 00:45:01,167 that's screamin' and wavin' his hands. 995 00:45:01,169 --> 00:45:03,504 Maybe he's seen your husband. 996 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,290 That's one. 997 00:45:26,764 --> 00:45:28,634 I'm just taking a educated guess, 998 00:45:28,635 --> 00:45:32,433 but you're being paid by the hour, are you? 999 00:45:32,437 --> 00:45:33,537 You got it. 1000 00:45:38,676 --> 00:45:39,406 Hello? 1001 00:45:39,410 --> 00:45:41,278 Hi, Arlo. This is Crystal. 1002 00:45:41,279 --> 00:45:41,739 Hi, Crystal. 1003 00:45:41,746 --> 00:45:45,147 I hate to shock you, but Casey's getting married. 1004 00:45:45,151 --> 00:45:46,451 It... what?! 1005 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:48,319 We're at the Sullivan wedding chapel. 1006 00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:49,280 Casey?! 1007 00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:50,188 Yes, Arlo! 1008 00:45:50,189 --> 00:45:51,219 Are you serious?! 1009 00:45:51,223 --> 00:45:52,053 I'm afraid so. 1010 00:45:52,057 --> 00:45:54,757 Listen, I appreciate you calling. 1011 00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,091 We'll be right there! 1012 00:45:57,097 --> 00:45:58,065 Okay? 1013 00:45:58,066 --> 00:45:59,034 Okay. Please hurry. 1014 00:45:59,035 --> 00:46:02,532 Monica! Our daughter's getting married. 1015 00:46:02,536 --> 00:46:03,769 You want to come? 1016 00:46:03,770 --> 00:46:05,330 Crystal: Now, hold still, dear. 1017 00:46:05,338 --> 00:46:09,399 Arlo: Casey, what is going on? 1018 00:46:09,410 --> 00:46:11,040 I'm getting married, 1019 00:46:11,045 --> 00:46:13,680 as soon as the justice of the peace gets here. 1020 00:46:13,681 --> 00:46:14,681 You can stay if you want. 1021 00:46:14,682 --> 00:46:16,212 Honey, now listen to me, okay, Case? 1022 00:46:16,217 --> 00:46:18,185 Now, I know that if Kevin really loves you, 1023 00:46:18,186 --> 00:46:19,486 he'll wait until you're old enough... 1024 00:46:19,487 --> 00:46:20,688 mom, I'm not marrying Kevin. 1025 00:46:20,689 --> 00:46:23,559 I asked him, but he said no. 1026 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,160 I'm marrying him. 1027 00:46:29,331 --> 00:46:33,032 His name is Rudy something, and I love him very much. 1028 00:46:33,036 --> 00:46:35,036 Your daughter's about to become 1029 00:46:35,038 --> 00:46:36,368 a very wealthy young woman. 1030 00:46:36,372 --> 00:46:38,372 Arnie: Casey called us and asked us 1031 00:46:38,374 --> 00:46:39,574 to act as witnesses. 1032 00:46:39,576 --> 00:46:40,806 She said you knew about it. 1033 00:46:40,810 --> 00:46:42,048 I didn't think it was right, 1034 00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:43,646 so I thought I should call. 1035 00:46:43,647 --> 00:46:45,417 I don't think I have to tell you 1036 00:46:45,418 --> 00:46:48,616 how very special Casey is. 1037 00:46:49,820 --> 00:46:52,420 Casey, where'd you find this man? 1038 00:46:52,423 --> 00:46:54,523 Is there an asshole convention in town? 1039 00:46:54,525 --> 00:46:57,256 No. I met him at the mall this afternoon. 1040 00:46:57,262 --> 00:46:59,462 But I feel like I've known her all my life. 1041 00:46:59,464 --> 00:47:02,564 I'll supervise her career myself, 1042 00:47:02,567 --> 00:47:06,768 see that she's photographed... properly, 1043 00:47:06,772 --> 00:47:09,107 sensuously... 1044 00:47:09,108 --> 00:47:10,708 tastefully. 1045 00:47:10,710 --> 00:47:14,310 Monica: Casey, honey, you can't be serious. 1046 00:47:14,313 --> 00:47:16,181 Oh, yeah? 1047 00:47:16,182 --> 00:47:18,250 Sure, we'll have our problems, 1048 00:47:18,251 --> 00:47:19,782 like most young couples. 1049 00:47:19,786 --> 00:47:21,786 You're gonna have a problem walking straight 1050 00:47:21,788 --> 00:47:24,688 if you don't take your hands off my daughter. 1051 00:47:24,691 --> 00:47:28,191 Dad, you wouldn't listen to me. 1052 00:47:28,195 --> 00:47:29,755 I cannot leave now. 1053 00:47:29,763 --> 00:47:32,232 It's my last year of school. 1054 00:47:32,233 --> 00:47:37,170 Casey, we didn't know how serious you were. 1055 00:47:37,171 --> 00:47:37,741 Excuse me, Monica, 1056 00:47:37,742 --> 00:47:40,369 we have an extra room in the house. 1057 00:47:40,375 --> 00:47:43,344 We were planning on renting it out. 1058 00:47:43,345 --> 00:47:44,612 It's not very big. 1059 00:47:44,613 --> 00:47:45,343 That's all right. 1060 00:47:45,347 --> 00:47:49,447 Crystal: We already think of you as family. 1061 00:47:50,586 --> 00:47:53,726 Please, just till I graduate? 1062 00:47:55,525 --> 00:47:57,195 Sure. 1063 00:48:04,434 --> 00:48:06,435 We're going. 1064 00:48:08,472 --> 00:48:10,742 Arlo: Here. Marry these! 1065 00:48:15,379 --> 00:48:16,839 Monica: Second thoughts? 1066 00:48:16,847 --> 00:48:18,288 Hmm? 1067 00:48:19,251 --> 00:48:22,251 I couldn't sleep, either. 1068 00:48:22,788 --> 00:48:24,755 I was just thinking, 1069 00:48:24,756 --> 00:48:29,657 wondering if the kids will remember this house. 1070 00:48:30,596 --> 00:48:31,763 I think so. 1071 00:48:31,764 --> 00:48:35,234 A lot of happy memories. 1072 00:48:36,970 --> 00:48:39,940 Do you remember Marshall took his first steps 1073 00:48:39,941 --> 00:48:41,740 right over there? 1074 00:48:41,742 --> 00:48:42,802 Yeah. 1075 00:48:42,810 --> 00:48:46,610 And Randy didn't walk until 6 months later. 1076 00:48:47,281 --> 00:48:50,391 Now look which one's the track star. 1077 00:48:58,193 --> 00:49:02,923 Oh, Arlo, I hope we're doing the right thing. 1078 00:49:02,931 --> 00:49:06,532 It doesn't really matter where we live 1079 00:49:06,535 --> 00:49:08,935 as long as we're together. 1080 00:49:08,938 --> 00:49:11,238 We hired the right movers. 1081 00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:11,970 Don't worry, honey. 1082 00:49:11,974 --> 00:49:14,674 Everything's gonna be okay. 1083 00:49:16,379 --> 00:49:17,350 Mrs. Pear? 1084 00:49:17,351 --> 00:49:19,807 Yes, Mr. Pear? 1085 00:49:19,816 --> 00:49:22,746 Would you have one last dance with me 1086 00:49:22,753 --> 00:49:24,653 in New Jersey? 1087 00:49:25,889 --> 00:49:27,556 Yes. 1088 00:49:27,557 --> 00:49:29,418 Yes. 1089 00:50:54,352 --> 00:50:54,952 Arlo: No! 1090 00:50:54,953 --> 00:50:56,483 Hey, Mr. P, sorry we're late. 1091 00:50:56,488 --> 00:50:58,557 Late?! You're not supposed to be here! 1092 00:50:58,558 --> 00:50:59,716 Hide your underwear, dear! 1093 00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:00,654 Yeah, I know, I know. 1094 00:51:00,658 --> 00:51:02,326 You're expecting another mover, huh? 1095 00:51:02,327 --> 00:51:02,958 Hummingbird Movers? 1096 00:51:02,962 --> 00:51:05,662 We work for them now, as of yesterday. 1097 00:51:05,664 --> 00:51:06,554 It's fate. 1098 00:51:06,565 --> 00:51:07,465 Fuckin' kismet. 1099 00:51:07,466 --> 00:51:08,096 Fuckin' kismet? Fate? 1100 00:51:08,100 --> 00:51:09,800 I don't give a damn about that. 1101 00:51:09,802 --> 00:51:11,372 I don't want you gentlemen 1102 00:51:11,373 --> 00:51:12,570 in my house, 1103 00:51:12,571 --> 00:51:15,007 touching anything that belongs to my family, 1104 00:51:15,008 --> 00:51:15,568 damn it! 1105 00:51:15,575 --> 00:51:20,505 Gorgo, this man don't want to pay us for the day. 1106 00:51:20,514 --> 00:51:21,414 Gorgo-Schworgo! 1107 00:51:21,415 --> 00:51:22,848 I don't want you in my... 1108 00:51:23,820 --> 00:51:26,418 Hey. Hey, you... look. 1109 00:51:28,890 --> 00:51:31,458 Aah! 1110 00:51:31,459 --> 00:51:32,989 Gorgo! You're Gorgo? 1111 00:51:32,994 --> 00:51:36,563 You're Gorgo... you can move anything you like. 1112 00:51:36,564 --> 00:51:38,465 I was just kidding with the... 1113 00:51:38,467 --> 00:51:39,457 move my car if you'd like. 1114 00:51:39,468 --> 00:51:42,998 Just pick it up and put it on the lawn, okay? 1115 00:51:52,415 --> 00:51:56,715 Darling? They're here! 1116 00:51:59,556 --> 00:52:03,092 Hey! What are you doing, dragging that around? 1117 00:52:03,093 --> 00:52:03,893 I have a key inside 1118 00:52:03,894 --> 00:52:05,564 that you can unlock that with, okay? 1119 00:52:05,565 --> 00:52:08,163 That won't be necessary, Mr. Pear. 1120 00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:11,960 Jesus! What are you doing?! 1121 00:52:30,856 --> 00:52:34,696 Hey, hey, nothin' like a nice, cold drink. 1122 00:52:46,740 --> 00:52:49,441 Honey, I found this container 1123 00:52:49,444 --> 00:52:51,004 for our sandwiches and things, 1124 00:52:51,012 --> 00:52:52,612 and I'll put it in... 1125 00:52:52,614 --> 00:52:54,074 you guys enjoying yourself? 1126 00:52:54,082 --> 00:52:55,148 Yeah, this is great. 1127 00:52:55,149 --> 00:52:55,949 Perry: I love it. 1128 00:52:55,950 --> 00:52:59,320 So where you folks movin' to? 1129 00:53:01,991 --> 00:53:03,691 Boise, Idaho. Remember? 1130 00:53:03,692 --> 00:53:06,892 Sure you don't want to move to New Orleans? 1131 00:53:06,895 --> 00:53:08,825 I beg pardon? 1132 00:53:08,831 --> 00:53:09,531 New Orleans. 1133 00:53:09,532 --> 00:53:11,131 You know, New Orleans, Louisiana? 1134 00:53:11,133 --> 00:53:12,203 It's mardi gras time. 1135 00:53:12,204 --> 00:53:15,642 Maybe you'd rather move there. 1136 00:53:16,673 --> 00:53:19,341 We bought a home in Boise, Idaho, 1137 00:53:19,342 --> 00:53:22,778 and we're moving to Boise, Idaho. 1138 00:53:22,779 --> 00:53:25,849 Suit yourself. 1139 00:53:25,850 --> 00:53:27,517 Heh heh heh heh! 1140 00:53:27,518 --> 00:53:29,518 Oh, shoot. 1141 00:53:30,855 --> 00:53:32,755 Hey, man, the leg just jumped off. 1142 00:53:32,757 --> 00:53:35,017 Bullshit! This leg didn't jump off. 1143 00:53:35,026 --> 00:53:36,987 This is... oh, my God! 1144 00:53:36,995 --> 00:53:39,230 My grandfather made this table 1145 00:53:39,231 --> 00:53:41,031 with his own hands! 1146 00:53:41,033 --> 00:53:44,033 It's irreplaceable! 1147 00:53:49,609 --> 00:53:50,869 I'm sorry I'm late, sir. 1148 00:53:50,877 --> 00:53:51,747 You're not late. 1149 00:53:51,748 --> 00:53:54,914 Mr. Pear, I'm 30 seconds late. 1150 00:53:57,517 --> 00:53:58,057 Here's the key. 1151 00:53:58,058 --> 00:54:01,821 I want you to park it sideways when you park it, 1152 00:54:01,822 --> 00:54:04,592 'cause I don't want any scratches on her. 1153 00:54:04,593 --> 00:54:05,651 Yes, sir. I understand. 1154 00:54:05,659 --> 00:54:07,719 Don't worry about a thing, sir. 1155 00:54:07,728 --> 00:54:08,895 I'm not worried. 1156 00:54:08,896 --> 00:54:10,596 Take good care of my baby, now. 1157 00:54:10,597 --> 00:54:12,438 Yes, sir, I will. 1158 00:54:13,234 --> 00:54:15,134 55, stay alive. 1159 00:54:15,136 --> 00:54:16,136 Well, take care. 1160 00:54:17,108 --> 00:54:18,835 Good-bye, Mr. Pear. 1161 00:54:28,818 --> 00:54:30,048 Hi, Frank. 1162 00:54:30,052 --> 00:54:33,312 I know this may be an oversight on your part, 1163 00:54:33,322 --> 00:54:34,152 but... 1164 00:54:34,156 --> 00:54:35,056 But a couple of years ago, 1165 00:54:35,057 --> 00:54:37,096 you borrowed my weed whacker, remember? 1166 00:54:37,097 --> 00:54:39,224 Well, we're moving, as you can see, 1167 00:54:39,229 --> 00:54:42,029 and, uh, I'd like to get that weed whacker back 1168 00:54:42,032 --> 00:54:45,032 and take it with us, so can I have it? 1169 00:54:45,035 --> 00:54:46,765 Mmm... 1170 00:54:49,107 --> 00:54:50,137 No. 1171 00:54:50,141 --> 00:54:52,309 It's our weed whacker, Frank. 1172 00:54:52,310 --> 00:54:53,680 I mean, the whole family 1173 00:54:53,681 --> 00:54:55,946 went down to sears together. 1174 00:54:56,914 --> 00:54:58,644 We went to sears. 1175 00:55:00,185 --> 00:55:03,185 And, uh, it was on sale for $18. 1176 00:55:03,188 --> 00:55:07,225 The whole family likes it, so I come over to ask you 1177 00:55:07,226 --> 00:55:09,026 to give it back to me. 1178 00:55:09,027 --> 00:55:10,357 No. 1179 00:55:10,362 --> 00:55:13,033 Frank, I knew you was gonna do something like this. 1180 00:55:13,034 --> 00:55:15,701 I loaned you the weed whacker 2 years ago 1181 00:55:15,702 --> 00:55:16,272 to cut your grass. 1182 00:55:16,273 --> 00:55:18,869 You haven't cut shit with the weed whacker. 1183 00:55:18,872 --> 00:55:20,141 What did you do with it? 1184 00:55:20,142 --> 00:55:21,840 Keep the weed whacker, Frank. Okay? 1185 00:55:21,841 --> 00:55:23,877 That's the kind of guy I am! Okay? 1186 00:55:23,878 --> 00:55:24,878 You love the weed whacker? 1187 00:55:24,879 --> 00:55:26,209 Be happy with the weed whacker, 1188 00:55:26,213 --> 00:55:28,183 'cause you have no friends, Frank. 1189 00:55:28,184 --> 00:55:29,751 Nobody wants to talk to you. 1190 00:55:29,752 --> 00:55:31,750 Edwards: Frank! I don't believe it! 1191 00:55:31,752 --> 00:55:34,153 Perry: Hey, Frank! Frank Crawford! 1192 00:55:34,156 --> 00:55:35,026 How the hell are you? 1193 00:55:35,027 --> 00:55:39,059 Edwards! Perry! Well, choke my chicken! 1194 00:55:39,060 --> 00:55:41,390 When did you guys get out?! 1195 00:55:41,396 --> 00:55:42,836 A few months ago, man! 1196 00:55:46,269 --> 00:55:48,029 Hey, man, is this your base? 1197 00:55:48,037 --> 00:55:48,805 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 1198 00:55:48,806 --> 00:55:50,035 Man, this is great! I love it! 1199 00:55:50,039 --> 00:55:51,199 Come on in and have a brew. 1200 00:55:51,207 --> 00:55:52,247 We're gonna take a break. 1201 00:55:56,979 --> 00:55:58,110 Frank: Come on in! 1202 00:55:58,115 --> 00:55:59,815 Edwards: Whoa! Yeah, man! 1203 00:56:10,862 --> 00:56:12,362 I'm gonna miss you, baby. 1204 00:56:12,363 --> 00:56:14,163 Ohh! 1205 00:56:14,265 --> 00:56:16,095 Crystal, I want you to take this, okay? 1206 00:56:16,100 --> 00:56:18,430 I won't hear of it. Now come on. 1207 00:56:18,436 --> 00:56:19,903 Give me a hug. 1208 00:56:19,904 --> 00:56:21,104 Crystal. 1209 00:56:23,776 --> 00:56:26,206 Arlo, we're really gonna miss you. 1210 00:56:26,212 --> 00:56:27,142 Gonna miss you, too, man. 1211 00:56:27,146 --> 00:56:28,914 Want you to take care of my little girl, now. 1212 00:56:28,915 --> 00:56:29,314 We will. 1213 00:56:29,315 --> 00:56:34,016 You know, you're a handful, little girl. 1214 00:56:34,020 --> 00:56:35,955 I know, but you love me. 1215 00:56:35,956 --> 00:56:38,126 Yes, I do. 1216 00:56:39,893 --> 00:56:42,453 Randy, Marshall, check the dog. 1217 00:56:42,462 --> 00:56:44,122 Okay. Okay. 1218 00:56:48,236 --> 00:56:49,936 She's alive, dad. 1219 00:56:49,937 --> 00:56:52,837 Then we're taking her with us. 1220 00:57:08,390 --> 00:57:09,221 Monica: Bye. 1221 00:57:09,225 --> 00:57:10,285 Bye, sweetie. You be good. 1222 00:57:10,293 --> 00:57:12,793 Randy: Take it easy, Case! 1223 00:57:12,795 --> 00:57:13,925 Casey: Be good. 1224 00:57:13,930 --> 00:57:14,400 We won't. 1225 00:57:14,401 --> 00:57:16,657 Marshall: We'll miss you! 1226 00:57:21,171 --> 00:57:23,871 Everybody say good-bye to Frank. 1227 00:57:23,874 --> 00:57:24,974 Good-bye, Frank 1228 00:57:24,975 --> 00:57:25,945 good-bye, Frank! 1229 00:57:25,946 --> 00:57:27,877 Marshall and Randy: Good-bye, Frank! 1230 00:57:27,878 --> 00:57:28,778 Arlo: Bye, Frank! 1231 00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:30,809 Swing on this, Frank! 1232 00:57:34,052 --> 00:57:35,852 Boom! Boom! Boom! 1233 00:57:35,854 --> 00:57:37,924 Ah ha ha ha ha! 1234 00:57:44,797 --> 00:57:46,364 Dad, I have to use the rest room. 1235 00:57:46,365 --> 00:57:47,335 And I'm hungry. 1236 00:57:47,336 --> 00:57:49,563 There's a restaurant over there. 1237 00:57:57,277 --> 00:58:00,117 You like that? Good. 1238 00:58:01,848 --> 00:58:03,518 Uh, that corner table, okay? 1239 00:58:03,519 --> 00:58:04,517 And your mouth is shut. 1240 00:58:04,518 --> 00:58:07,253 Your mother and I will order food. 1241 00:58:07,254 --> 00:58:08,422 May I help you? 1242 00:58:08,423 --> 00:58:10,423 Uh, yes, 2 cheeseburgers, 1243 00:58:10,425 --> 00:58:13,025 order of fires, 1244 00:58:13,027 --> 00:58:14,861 and 2 milks, 1245 00:58:14,862 --> 00:58:16,192 and one plain burger. 1246 00:58:16,197 --> 00:58:20,868 Dad, it's this famous guy driving our car. 1247 00:58:20,869 --> 00:58:21,936 That's right. 1248 00:58:21,937 --> 00:58:23,837 No, the Saab. 1249 00:58:26,408 --> 00:58:30,545 Monica: "The amazing 8 personalities of Brad Williams. 1250 00:58:30,546 --> 00:58:32,447 "A case study in MPD: 1251 00:58:32,449 --> 00:58:34,516 "Multiple personality disorder. 1252 00:58:34,517 --> 00:58:36,447 "Williams' schizophrenic tendencies 1253 00:58:36,453 --> 00:58:40,253 "manifested themselves at an unusually early age. 1254 00:58:40,256 --> 00:58:41,186 "He reportedly graduated 1255 00:58:41,191 --> 00:58:45,228 from 3 different grade schools simultaneously." 1256 00:58:45,229 --> 00:58:48,098 ♪ I wanna be naughty tonight ♪ 1257 00:58:48,099 --> 00:58:52,936 ♪ Daddy, don't make me be naughty ♪ 1258 00:58:52,937 --> 00:58:55,506 Oh, they never put a vanity mirror 1259 00:58:55,507 --> 00:58:58,107 where a girl can use one. 1260 00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:03,849 Damn nostril hair. 1261 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,950 Giddy-up, Mr. car. 1262 00:59:16,162 --> 00:59:19,163 Hey, stud, you wanna ride me? 1263 00:59:21,301 --> 00:59:22,901 Do you like my car? 1264 00:59:22,903 --> 00:59:25,938 It's got a real big engine. 1265 00:59:25,939 --> 00:59:27,909 Do you? 1266 00:59:30,111 --> 00:59:33,981 Have it your way, Mr. perfect. 1267 00:59:43,159 --> 00:59:46,019 I hope she's a good driver. 1268 00:59:46,562 --> 00:59:48,132 You're listening to Boise's 1269 00:59:48,133 --> 00:59:52,000 number one rock 'n' roll station: J-105. 1270 00:59:52,001 --> 00:59:53,001 I'm Carl... 1271 00:59:54,137 --> 00:59:56,305 Well, it's almost 3:30, 1272 00:59:56,306 --> 00:59:59,206 and the movers should be there by now. 1273 00:59:59,209 --> 01:00:01,609 Boys, we're almost there. 1274 01:00:01,611 --> 01:00:04,011 Arlo: I got the key, 1275 01:00:04,014 --> 01:00:05,715 and I want everybody... 1276 01:00:05,717 --> 01:00:07,017 close your eyes! 1277 01:00:07,018 --> 01:00:09,318 Come on, kids. Close your eyes. 1278 01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:10,280 This is gonna be... you, too! 1279 01:00:10,288 --> 01:00:12,128 This is gonna be a surprise. 1280 01:00:12,129 --> 01:00:14,091 All right, close your eyes! 1281 01:00:14,092 --> 01:00:15,952 We're... 1282 01:00:19,965 --> 01:00:23,165 can we open our eyes now? 1283 01:00:24,503 --> 01:00:26,863 No. 1284 01:00:35,648 --> 01:00:37,888 Where are the doors? 1285 01:00:49,497 --> 01:00:52,027 Oh! Ooh! 1286 01:00:52,032 --> 01:00:53,333 Ooooh! 1287 01:00:53,335 --> 01:00:55,435 Ooooh! 1288 01:01:11,621 --> 01:01:13,121 Aaaaah! 1289 01:01:13,122 --> 01:01:14,422 Kitchen! 1290 01:01:14,423 --> 01:01:15,393 The kitc... 1291 01:01:15,394 --> 01:01:16,422 the kitchen! 1292 01:01:16,426 --> 01:01:18,326 Where's the kitchen? 1293 01:01:18,328 --> 01:01:21,558 They took the goddamn kitchen! 1294 01:01:21,565 --> 01:01:23,665 There's no kitchen! 1295 01:01:39,017 --> 01:01:39,577 Hello?! 1296 01:01:39,584 --> 01:01:41,419 Hey, how's it hangin', man? 1297 01:01:41,420 --> 01:01:42,580 Arlo: How's it hangin'? 1298 01:01:42,588 --> 01:01:43,478 Where are you guys? 1299 01:01:43,489 --> 01:01:45,419 You're supposed to be here now! 1300 01:01:45,424 --> 01:01:47,224 Uh, well, we got lost. 1301 01:01:47,226 --> 01:01:49,426 I think I took a wrong turn somewhere. 1302 01:01:49,428 --> 01:01:50,788 Uh, do you think, by chance, 1303 01:01:50,796 --> 01:01:52,832 you may have made a wrong turn 1304 01:01:52,833 --> 01:01:53,693 to new Orleans?! 1305 01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:55,230 Yep, we're in new Orleans, 1306 01:01:55,235 --> 01:01:57,165 and, uh, it's mardi gras time. 1307 01:01:57,170 --> 01:01:57,870 Mardi gras time, huh? 1308 01:01:57,871 --> 01:02:00,531 Listen, asshole, I want my furniture here 1309 01:02:00,540 --> 01:02:01,600 in Boise, Idaho, 1310 01:02:01,608 --> 01:02:02,378 and I want it now! 1311 01:02:02,379 --> 01:02:06,676 Hey, all right, all right, we're on our way, pal. 1312 01:02:06,681 --> 01:02:07,641 Hello? 1313 01:02:07,648 --> 01:02:08,682 Helloooo! 1314 01:02:14,622 --> 01:02:18,323 Randy: I thought you said we had a pool! 1315 01:02:19,094 --> 01:02:21,124 Aaaaaah! 1316 01:02:21,129 --> 01:02:24,198 Cadell, when I bought this house from you 1317 01:02:24,199 --> 01:02:25,733 it had doors... 1318 01:02:25,734 --> 01:02:29,265 Stairs, and a swimming pool! 1319 01:02:29,272 --> 01:02:30,502 Now where's the shit now? 1320 01:02:30,506 --> 01:02:32,336 Now, hold on, Pear. I distinctly told you 1321 01:02:32,342 --> 01:02:34,872 I was taking the pool and the doors with us. 1322 01:02:34,878 --> 01:02:35,808 You said you were joking. 1323 01:02:35,812 --> 01:02:37,812 You were just kidding about that. 1324 01:02:37,814 --> 01:02:38,844 No, sir. No, sir. 1325 01:02:38,848 --> 01:02:40,119 I recorded the entire conversation. 1326 01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:41,584 I got the transcript right here. 1327 01:02:41,585 --> 01:02:42,415 I said just kidding 1328 01:02:42,419 --> 01:02:43,719 about the windows and the kitchen sink, 1329 01:02:43,721 --> 01:02:44,561 so I never actually said 1330 01:02:44,562 --> 01:02:46,615 just kidding about the doors and the pool. 1331 01:02:46,624 --> 01:02:47,624 Now, listen, Cadell! 1332 01:02:47,625 --> 01:02:49,255 You're a bullshitter, okay?! 1333 01:02:49,260 --> 01:02:50,731 Now, if you don't have workmen here in 2 days 1334 01:02:50,732 --> 01:02:52,329 putting my stuff back in order, 1335 01:02:52,330 --> 01:02:54,430 I'm gonna kick your ass! 1336 01:02:57,435 --> 01:02:59,395 Man on TV: Well, Mr. Maverick's in. 1337 01:02:59,404 --> 01:03:02,304 How 'bout you, Mr. Maverick? 1338 01:03:04,844 --> 01:03:07,344 Gentleman friend still not home? 1339 01:03:07,346 --> 01:03:10,176 No, and I don't understand it. 1340 01:03:10,182 --> 01:03:11,552 He told me to call him. 1341 01:03:11,553 --> 01:03:14,119 I'm sure he'll be back soon. 1342 01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:14,751 Meanwhile, 1343 01:03:14,755 --> 01:03:17,423 come here and watch Maverick with us. 1344 01:03:17,424 --> 01:03:18,194 Sit here. 1345 01:03:18,195 --> 01:03:22,591 Maverick: I'll see it and raise you $200. 1346 01:03:22,596 --> 01:03:23,726 Man on TV: That ain't money. 1347 01:03:23,730 --> 01:03:25,160 Oh, it's the same thing. 1348 01:03:25,165 --> 01:03:27,768 Here's my draft for $10,000. 1349 01:03:27,769 --> 01:03:28,569 Still ain't money. 1350 01:03:28,570 --> 01:03:29,669 We're not playin' table stakes. 1351 01:03:29,671 --> 01:03:33,571 Ya see, that's James Garner. 1352 01:03:33,574 --> 01:03:37,311 He plays Bret Maverick. 1353 01:03:37,312 --> 01:03:40,843 And that's his brother, Bart Maverick. 1354 01:03:40,849 --> 01:03:44,879 They're gamblers on the Mississippi. 1355 01:03:46,956 --> 01:03:49,524 I don't know who he is. 1356 01:03:49,525 --> 01:03:52,895 I think he's a desperado. 1357 01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:00,929 Arlo: Honey? 1358 01:04:00,937 --> 01:04:01,778 Monica: Hmm? 1359 01:04:01,779 --> 01:04:03,802 You awake? Mm-hmm. 1360 01:04:03,808 --> 01:04:05,375 Well... 1361 01:04:05,376 --> 01:04:08,345 The boys register for school today. 1362 01:04:08,346 --> 01:04:09,246 Mm-hmm. 1363 01:04:09,246 --> 01:04:09,746 By noon today, 1364 01:04:09,747 --> 01:04:12,747 the movers should be here with our stuff. 1365 01:04:12,750 --> 01:04:13,581 Mm-hmm. 1366 01:04:13,585 --> 01:04:16,215 I'm gonna get the furnace fixed. 1367 01:04:16,221 --> 01:04:17,881 Mm-hmm. 1368 01:04:17,889 --> 01:04:18,659 And by tonight, 1369 01:04:18,660 --> 01:04:21,726 everything should be back to normal. 1370 01:04:39,580 --> 01:04:42,450 God, no. 1371 01:04:52,531 --> 01:04:55,627 Your name wouldn't be Crawford, would it? 1372 01:04:55,630 --> 01:04:57,398 Yeah, that's right. 1373 01:04:57,399 --> 01:04:58,729 Cornell Crawford. 1374 01:04:58,733 --> 01:04:59,867 What's it to ya? 1375 01:04:59,868 --> 01:05:02,599 Do you have a brother? 1376 01:05:02,605 --> 01:05:06,665 Well, choke my chicken. 1377 01:05:06,675 --> 01:05:09,435 Your name's Pear, right? 1378 01:05:09,445 --> 01:05:11,745 You lived right next-door to Frank. 1379 01:05:11,747 --> 01:05:13,348 Am I right? 1380 01:05:13,350 --> 01:05:14,350 Yeah. 1381 01:05:16,820 --> 01:05:18,920 It's a small world, isn't it? 1382 01:05:18,922 --> 01:05:20,422 Too small. 1383 01:05:20,424 --> 01:05:23,692 Yeah, Frank says you're a real asshole, 1384 01:05:23,693 --> 01:05:25,964 and if you fuck with me, I'll kill ya. 1385 01:05:25,965 --> 01:05:27,330 Ya understand? 1386 01:05:27,331 --> 01:05:29,299 Oh, yeah, I... 1387 01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:30,300 good. 1388 01:05:38,077 --> 01:05:41,747 Uh, Randy and Marshall Pear? 1389 01:05:45,818 --> 01:05:48,549 Oh, I thought there'd be 2 of you. 1390 01:05:48,555 --> 01:05:48,955 2 of me? 1391 01:05:48,956 --> 01:05:51,695 Yes, don't you have a brother named Marshall? 1392 01:05:51,696 --> 01:05:54,460 No, ma'am. Marshall's my middle name. 1393 01:05:54,461 --> 01:05:55,921 Oh, I see. 1394 01:05:55,929 --> 01:05:56,889 You know, these computers 1395 01:05:56,896 --> 01:05:59,431 are gonna be the death of us all. 1396 01:05:59,432 --> 01:05:59,893 Yes, ma'am. 1397 01:05:59,900 --> 01:06:01,730 They made the same mistake at my other school. 1398 01:06:01,735 --> 01:06:02,635 Mm-mm-mm. 1399 01:06:02,636 --> 01:06:04,036 Well, Randy Marshall, 1400 01:06:04,038 --> 01:06:06,808 I guess you'll only be needing one of these, 1401 01:06:06,809 --> 01:06:08,807 and your locker number's 54, 1402 01:06:08,809 --> 01:06:11,445 and that's straight down this hall 1403 01:06:11,446 --> 01:06:14,376 and to your right. 1404 01:06:23,459 --> 01:06:26,399 Marshall, is that you? 1405 01:06:29,332 --> 01:06:30,092 How'd it go? 1406 01:06:30,099 --> 01:06:31,433 I pulled it off. 1407 01:06:31,434 --> 01:06:32,994 Ahh, great. 1408 01:06:33,903 --> 01:06:35,504 Do you think they'll catch on? 1409 01:06:35,506 --> 01:06:37,876 No one has yet. 1410 01:06:45,816 --> 01:06:48,717 I never thought I'd say this, but... 1411 01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:49,520 I'm getting tired 1412 01:06:49,521 --> 01:06:51,161 of cheeseburgers and fries. 1413 01:07:00,566 --> 01:07:02,526 Is it the movers? 1414 01:07:02,535 --> 01:07:05,035 Arlo: The movers! Hooray! 1415 01:07:05,037 --> 01:07:07,397 It's the movers. 1416 01:07:13,113 --> 01:07:15,553 Sons of bitches! 1417 01:07:18,552 --> 01:07:20,782 Wait! Don't... no! 1418 01:07:20,787 --> 01:07:22,118 Please, back up. 1419 01:07:22,123 --> 01:07:23,623 Hello! 1420 01:07:23,624 --> 01:07:25,824 Mr. and Mrs. Pear. 1421 01:07:25,826 --> 01:07:28,895 We're from the welcome wagon committee. 1422 01:07:28,896 --> 01:07:30,796 I'm Zelda Messina. 1423 01:07:30,798 --> 01:07:32,098 Woman: Hi! 1424 01:07:32,099 --> 01:07:34,569 I'm Elizabeth Griffin. 1425 01:07:34,570 --> 01:07:36,430 Welcome to Boise. Hello. 1426 01:07:36,438 --> 01:07:38,938 Oh, these are some brochures. 1427 01:07:38,941 --> 01:07:39,871 It's a free gift 1428 01:07:39,875 --> 01:07:41,542 from our local merchants, 1429 01:07:41,543 --> 01:07:42,011 Mrs. Pear. 1430 01:07:42,012 --> 01:07:43,670 Now, we can only come in for just a minute. 1431 01:07:43,679 --> 01:07:46,440 Oh, uh, well, we're not really fixed up yet. 1432 01:07:46,449 --> 01:07:48,879 Oh, I'm sure it's just lovely. 1433 01:07:48,885 --> 01:07:49,785 Oh, no, well, see... 1434 01:07:49,786 --> 01:07:53,021 could you move the car? Ladies? Uh, um... 1435 01:07:53,022 --> 01:07:56,052 ah, I'll go around. 1436 01:08:09,541 --> 01:08:11,171 Brad: Oh, man, that is... 1437 01:08:11,176 --> 01:08:13,006 that is a great car, man. 1438 01:08:13,011 --> 01:08:15,211 Fuck, it handles great, man. 1439 01:08:15,213 --> 01:08:16,643 Left, right. It's great. 1440 01:08:16,648 --> 01:08:19,083 Brakes stop on a fuckin' dime. 1441 01:08:19,084 --> 01:08:19,814 Jesus Christ, 1442 01:08:19,818 --> 01:08:21,853 you got power in this thing, man. 1443 01:08:21,854 --> 01:08:23,154 The thing'll take a hairpin turn 1444 01:08:23,155 --> 01:08:26,085 at 120, no fuckin' problem. 1445 01:08:26,092 --> 01:08:27,022 You floor it, 1446 01:08:27,026 --> 01:08:27,886 it just says gimme more. 1447 01:08:27,893 --> 01:08:29,723 The car says gimme more, man. 1448 01:08:29,729 --> 01:08:31,059 Keys, dude? 1449 01:08:31,063 --> 01:08:32,663 A cop tried to pull me over. 1450 01:08:32,665 --> 01:08:33,566 I said eat this, man. 1451 01:08:33,567 --> 01:08:35,134 I put it in fifth. Forget about it. 1452 01:08:35,135 --> 01:08:35,895 The only thing was 1453 01:08:35,902 --> 01:08:37,140 I couldn't get it in reverse, 1454 01:08:37,141 --> 01:08:38,167 but then I was pissed, 1455 01:08:38,171 --> 01:08:39,109 and then I said fuck, 1456 01:08:39,110 --> 01:08:40,036 I don't need reverse. 1457 01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:41,140 What do I need reverse for? 1458 01:08:41,141 --> 01:08:43,011 I don't wanna go back in life, man. 1459 01:08:43,012 --> 01:08:44,079 I wanna go forward. 1460 01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:45,848 So the cop tries to pull me over, 1461 01:08:45,849 --> 01:08:47,777 I say fuck it. Ha ha. 1462 01:08:47,782 --> 01:08:49,482 Where... Is my car? 1463 01:08:49,484 --> 01:08:51,314 Oh, I was supposed to deliver this car 1464 01:08:51,319 --> 01:08:53,749 to, uh, 1465 01:08:53,755 --> 01:08:54,985 To a guy named Arlo. 1466 01:08:54,989 --> 01:08:56,820 Is that you? 1467 01:08:56,825 --> 01:08:58,085 Is your name Arlo, man? 1468 01:08:58,093 --> 01:09:00,993 That's a fuckin' funny name. Arlo. Ha ha. 1469 01:09:00,996 --> 01:09:05,026 Oh, man, you must laugh all the time, huh? 1470 01:09:05,034 --> 01:09:06,934 You come here through a war zone? 1471 01:09:06,935 --> 01:09:08,636 Soda Springs, man. Back off, dude. 1472 01:09:08,638 --> 01:09:10,238 I'm just delivering this car as a favor 1473 01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:11,809 for a friend of mine, man. 1474 01:09:11,810 --> 01:09:13,208 Brad Williams. Do you know him? 1475 01:09:13,209 --> 01:09:14,839 He's really fuckin' straight. 1476 01:09:14,844 --> 01:09:17,944 I mean, he's about my height. 1477 01:09:17,947 --> 01:09:19,607 Could I... 1478 01:09:19,616 --> 01:09:23,547 Speak to Brad... Please? 1479 01:09:30,728 --> 01:09:32,729 No, man, you can't talk to Brad. 1480 01:09:32,731 --> 01:09:34,091 I can't talk to Brad. 1481 01:09:34,099 --> 01:09:36,729 No one knows who Brad is, man. 1482 01:09:36,735 --> 01:09:38,635 I love him. 1483 01:09:38,637 --> 01:09:39,937 He's beautiful! 1484 01:09:39,938 --> 01:09:42,268 I can't get close to him. 1485 01:09:42,274 --> 01:09:43,705 Shit, man, Nixon knew, man. 1486 01:09:43,710 --> 01:09:45,940 I don't even know my political affil... 1487 01:09:45,945 --> 01:09:47,645 huh? 1488 01:09:47,647 --> 01:09:48,147 Huh? 1489 01:09:48,148 --> 01:09:51,017 Teddy? Ted... Teddy? 1490 01:09:52,185 --> 01:09:53,985 Teddy. 1491 01:09:53,986 --> 01:09:55,655 What... 1492 01:09:55,656 --> 01:09:56,856 Happened to my car? 1493 01:09:56,857 --> 01:09:59,625 Brad probably loaned the car to the pope. 1494 01:09:59,626 --> 01:10:00,256 Don't let... 1495 01:10:00,260 --> 01:10:01,590 don't let the hat fool ya, man. 1496 01:10:01,595 --> 01:10:03,162 The pope's a crazy fucker. 1497 01:10:03,163 --> 01:10:04,293 He probably blessed the car, 1498 01:10:04,298 --> 01:10:06,065 got wasted, and just drove it 1499 01:10:06,066 --> 01:10:06,866 off a fuckin' cliff. 1500 01:10:06,867 --> 01:10:08,568 Monica: Uh, come back next week... 1501 01:10:08,570 --> 01:10:09,739 Who are the chicks? 1502 01:10:09,740 --> 01:10:12,708 Well, we hardly ever get into this neighborhood. 1503 01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:14,174 Hardly ever. Really. 1504 01:10:14,175 --> 01:10:16,045 Afternoon, ladies! 1505 01:10:16,978 --> 01:10:19,119 Oh... Zelda? 1506 01:10:22,585 --> 01:10:24,685 I'm gonna kill you. 1507 01:10:24,687 --> 01:10:26,317 Do you hear me? 1508 01:10:26,322 --> 01:10:27,052 Mm-hmm. 1509 01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:30,186 So you got about an hour to get outta town 1510 01:10:30,192 --> 01:10:32,023 before I find a gun 1511 01:10:32,028 --> 01:10:33,458 and I load it with 8 bullets 1512 01:10:33,463 --> 01:10:36,863 and I kill all crazy 8 of you son of a bitches. 1513 01:10:36,867 --> 01:10:39,997 Now, please go. I don't wanna go to jail. 1514 01:10:40,003 --> 01:10:41,763 Please. 1515 01:10:42,339 --> 01:10:44,110 You're squishin' Teddy, man. 1516 01:10:44,111 --> 01:10:47,938 I'm gonna kill him, too. 1517 01:10:48,279 --> 01:10:50,147 ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪ 1518 01:10:50,148 --> 01:10:52,078 ♪ Gently down the stream ♪ 1519 01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:54,052 ♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily... ♪ 1520 01:10:54,053 --> 01:10:55,392 ♪ Gently down the stream ♪ 1521 01:11:12,872 --> 01:11:13,942 How was the move? 1522 01:11:13,943 --> 01:11:15,007 Uneventful. 1523 01:11:15,008 --> 01:11:16,108 Terrific. 1524 01:11:16,109 --> 01:11:17,939 Good morning, Mr. Pear. 1525 01:11:17,944 --> 01:11:18,885 Good morning. 1526 01:11:18,886 --> 01:11:21,309 It is a pleasure to meet you. 1527 01:11:21,315 --> 01:11:23,783 Bob Delaney, Arlo Pear. 1528 01:11:23,784 --> 01:11:24,114 Hi. 1529 01:11:24,118 --> 01:11:26,818 Come on. I want ya to meet Ted. 1530 01:11:27,354 --> 01:11:29,422 Ted, this is Arlo Pear, 1531 01:11:29,423 --> 01:11:31,292 the genius from New Jersey. 1532 01:11:31,293 --> 01:11:32,760 Hey, at last. 1533 01:11:32,761 --> 01:11:33,691 Welcome. 1534 01:11:33,695 --> 01:11:34,125 Thank you. 1535 01:11:34,129 --> 01:11:35,189 I want to show you some drawings 1536 01:11:35,197 --> 01:11:36,931 as soon as you're settled. 1537 01:11:36,932 --> 01:11:37,762 Okay. 1538 01:11:37,766 --> 01:11:38,666 Come on, Arlo. 1539 01:11:38,667 --> 01:11:40,867 Let me show you your office. 1540 01:11:40,869 --> 01:11:42,770 Isn't this place great? 1541 01:11:42,772 --> 01:11:44,372 Everybody's so nice here. 1542 01:11:44,373 --> 01:11:45,203 Yeah. 1543 01:11:45,208 --> 01:11:47,008 Oh, Arlo, this is Nina Franklin. 1544 01:11:47,009 --> 01:11:48,409 She'll be your receptionist. 1545 01:11:48,411 --> 01:11:51,071 Hi. Welcome to G.T.I. 1546 01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:52,740 Would you like some coffee? 1547 01:11:52,748 --> 01:11:55,218 Oh, no. I have an organizational meeting, 1548 01:11:55,219 --> 01:11:57,286 and it may keep me awake. 1549 01:11:58,922 --> 01:12:00,782 Come on, Arlo. 1550 01:12:00,791 --> 01:12:02,821 Oh. 1551 01:12:09,367 --> 01:12:10,297 Well... Boy. 1552 01:12:10,301 --> 01:12:12,161 Here we are, home sweet home. 1553 01:12:12,170 --> 01:12:13,440 Do you like? I love it. 1554 01:12:13,441 --> 01:12:15,105 Ha ha. Well, I'm sure 1555 01:12:15,106 --> 01:12:16,306 you wanna get settled in, 1556 01:12:16,307 --> 01:12:17,108 so I'm gonna run, 1557 01:12:17,109 --> 01:12:18,343 but if you need anything, 1558 01:12:18,344 --> 01:12:19,174 anything at all, 1559 01:12:19,178 --> 01:12:20,146 don't hesitate to ask. 1560 01:12:20,147 --> 01:12:21,105 As far as I'm concerned, 1561 01:12:21,113 --> 01:12:22,373 you're the king of Idaho! 1562 01:12:22,381 --> 01:12:24,849 Thank you very much. 1563 01:12:24,850 --> 01:12:27,250 Damn. 1564 01:12:36,062 --> 01:12:38,297 Oh, they bought it. 1565 01:12:38,298 --> 01:12:39,998 I got the job. 1566 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:43,771 I'm the king of Idaho. 1567 01:12:44,238 --> 01:12:46,038 Shh shh. Yeah. 1568 01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:47,070 Sharpen pencil. 1569 01:12:48,476 --> 01:12:50,376 Why not? 1570 01:12:51,913 --> 01:12:54,314 A little drumroll. 1571 01:12:57,052 --> 01:12:57,982 Back beat, please. 1572 01:12:57,986 --> 01:13:01,986 Woman: Come on, let's set up over here. 1573 01:13:02,190 --> 01:13:04,020 Reporter: Sir, would you care to comment 1574 01:13:04,026 --> 01:13:06,887 on the decision to scrap the phase one shuttle project? 1575 01:13:06,896 --> 01:13:10,056 You better talk to Mr. Barnett. 1576 01:13:11,834 --> 01:13:13,004 Mr. Barnett, would you care to comment 1577 01:13:13,005 --> 01:13:16,038 on the decision to scrap the phase one shuttle project? 1578 01:13:16,039 --> 01:13:17,040 About what? 1579 01:13:17,041 --> 01:13:19,809 I don't know what you're talking about. 1580 01:13:19,810 --> 01:13:22,310 Ask Mr. Pear. 1581 01:13:23,914 --> 01:13:26,084 Reporter: Thank you. 1582 01:13:32,424 --> 01:13:33,224 Reporter: Mr. Pear, 1583 01:13:33,225 --> 01:13:35,893 how do you explain the $15-million cost overrun 1584 01:13:35,894 --> 01:13:37,794 on the phase one shuttle? 1585 01:13:37,796 --> 01:13:38,396 $15 million? 1586 01:13:38,397 --> 01:13:39,997 Where did the $15 million go, 1587 01:13:39,999 --> 01:13:41,059 Mr. Pear? 1588 01:13:41,067 --> 01:13:41,605 I don't know. 1589 01:13:41,606 --> 01:13:42,901 What do you think of the decision 1590 01:13:42,902 --> 01:13:43,932 to scrap the whole project? 1591 01:13:43,936 --> 01:13:44,566 Scrap the whole project? 1592 01:13:44,570 --> 01:13:46,100 Have you thought about legal representation? 1593 01:13:46,105 --> 01:13:48,005 Now that your job has been eliminated, sir, 1594 01:13:48,007 --> 01:13:49,377 what are your personal plans? 1595 01:13:49,378 --> 01:13:53,076 I just sharpened my pencil. 1596 01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:55,280 Newscaster on TV: We'll have more on this story 1597 01:13:55,282 --> 01:13:58,312 on the 6:00 news. Chuck? 1598 01:13:58,318 --> 01:13:59,188 In another top story, 1599 01:13:59,189 --> 01:14:02,355 the G.T.I. Scandal continues to unfold. 1600 01:14:02,356 --> 01:14:04,457 The shutdown came as a shock 1601 01:14:04,459 --> 01:14:06,097 to local area residents, 1602 01:14:06,098 --> 01:14:07,424 hundreds of whom work for G.T.I. 1603 01:14:07,428 --> 01:14:09,398 And whose jobs are in question. 1604 01:14:09,399 --> 01:14:11,527 Hey, they're talkin' about me! 1605 01:14:11,532 --> 01:14:12,962 Chuck: The project coordinator offered 1606 01:14:12,967 --> 01:14:14,367 very little new information. 1607 01:14:14,369 --> 01:14:16,608 Reporter: Now that your job has been eliminated, sir, 1608 01:14:16,609 --> 01:14:18,065 what are your personal plans? 1609 01:14:18,073 --> 01:14:20,303 I just sharpened my pencil! 1610 01:14:20,309 --> 01:14:21,039 Pussy! 1611 01:14:21,043 --> 01:14:23,103 Here, found some more for you. 1612 01:14:23,112 --> 01:14:24,112 Thanks. 1613 01:14:26,148 --> 01:14:27,619 Stop. 1614 01:14:27,684 --> 01:14:30,044 Whose latest book is entitled "Go For It." 1615 01:14:30,053 --> 01:14:34,983 Dr. Ames, exactly what do you mean by... 1616 01:14:34,991 --> 01:14:35,461 Go for it? 1617 01:14:35,462 --> 01:14:38,258 Well, Chuck, the book is about change. 1618 01:14:38,261 --> 01:14:41,102 I think it's about time that people realize 1619 01:14:41,103 --> 01:14:42,998 a little bit of change 1620 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:44,367 is a good thing. 1621 01:14:44,368 --> 01:14:44,998 Ha! 1622 01:14:45,002 --> 01:14:46,272 Dr. Ames: For example, Chuck, 1623 01:14:46,273 --> 01:14:50,070 moving to a new town, starting a new job, 1624 01:14:50,074 --> 01:14:51,465 well, for most people, 1625 01:14:51,476 --> 01:14:55,276 this is a high-stress situation... But, 1626 01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:57,580 well, I think we should embrace it. 1627 01:14:57,582 --> 01:15:00,151 I think it's the spice of life. 1628 01:15:00,152 --> 01:15:00,652 After all, 1629 01:15:00,653 --> 01:15:03,622 what's the worst thing that could happen? 1630 01:15:03,623 --> 01:15:04,223 Ha ha. 1631 01:15:04,224 --> 01:15:07,223 Dr. Ames: Don't be afraid to shake things up. 1632 01:15:07,226 --> 01:15:10,456 I gotta meet that lady. 1633 01:15:10,463 --> 01:15:15,034 I gotta ask that lady, where's my furniture? 1634 01:15:15,035 --> 01:15:18,271 Lady, where's my door? 1635 01:15:18,272 --> 01:15:19,242 What is it with you, fella? 1636 01:15:19,243 --> 01:15:21,299 You think life is one big joke? 1637 01:15:21,308 --> 01:15:23,238 No, no, no, 1638 01:15:23,243 --> 01:15:26,344 life is not a big joke. 1639 01:15:26,347 --> 01:15:27,317 It's a series 1640 01:15:27,318 --> 01:15:30,451 of 8,000 or 9,000 little jokes, 1641 01:15:30,452 --> 01:15:34,521 you know, all lined up in a row. 1642 01:15:34,522 --> 01:15:35,589 There they are, 1643 01:15:35,590 --> 01:15:38,291 and they slap you down. 1644 01:15:38,294 --> 01:15:39,394 Slap. Slap. Slap. 1645 01:15:39,395 --> 01:15:43,095 And the only way you can survive that 1646 01:15:43,099 --> 01:15:46,359 is keep your head down! 1647 01:15:46,368 --> 01:15:48,503 Make the mustard! 1648 01:15:48,504 --> 01:15:51,474 Huh? Stay in New Jersey, 1649 01:15:51,475 --> 01:15:56,312 and you make the goddamn mustard! 1650 01:15:56,313 --> 01:16:00,113 After you're happy where ya are, 1651 01:16:00,117 --> 01:16:02,252 don't move! 1652 01:16:02,253 --> 01:16:03,253 Stay where ya are! 1653 01:16:03,254 --> 01:16:06,223 Keep your head down, and don't move, 1654 01:16:06,224 --> 01:16:08,524 and you won't get hurt! 1655 01:16:11,596 --> 01:16:13,127 Hank, what'd you do that for? 1656 01:16:13,132 --> 01:16:14,362 I thought he was holdin' the place up. 1657 01:16:14,366 --> 01:16:16,734 Bartender: Nah, the guy was just spouting off. 1658 01:16:16,735 --> 01:16:17,735 Help him up. 1659 01:16:19,171 --> 01:16:21,005 I'm awful sorry. 1660 01:16:21,006 --> 01:16:21,976 That's okay. 1661 01:16:21,977 --> 01:16:24,204 High point of my day. 1662 01:16:26,279 --> 01:16:28,048 Come on! Come on, put some movement in it! 1663 01:16:28,049 --> 01:16:30,377 Listen, you wanna get your little old ass... 1664 01:16:30,383 --> 01:16:32,143 excuse me... 1665 01:16:32,152 --> 01:16:34,622 People to kill. 1666 01:17:28,646 --> 01:17:29,246 Yo, man. 1667 01:17:29,247 --> 01:17:31,317 There's some crazy mother in a Saab following us. 1668 01:17:31,318 --> 01:17:32,716 Who is it, man? 1669 01:17:36,689 --> 01:17:38,249 I want my furniture! 1670 01:17:38,257 --> 01:17:39,727 Oh, shit. It's Arlo Pear. 1671 01:17:39,728 --> 01:17:42,325 Oh, man. Forget about him. 1672 01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:56,500 Hey, man! Watch the road! Look out! 1673 01:18:01,515 --> 01:18:03,285 Ha ha ha! 1674 01:18:15,831 --> 01:18:19,100 Arlo, I think you're taking this much too seriously. 1675 01:18:19,101 --> 01:18:19,701 It's just business. 1676 01:18:19,702 --> 01:18:22,641 Get your ass in the car, Marcus. 1677 01:18:23,306 --> 01:18:25,836 Tell them I'll be about 10 minutes late. 1678 01:18:25,842 --> 01:18:28,277 Yes, Mr. Marcus. 1679 01:18:28,278 --> 01:18:30,408 Buckle your seat belt. 1680 01:18:35,819 --> 01:18:37,587 Marcus, we can do it. 1681 01:18:37,588 --> 01:18:38,757 We can make up the money. 1682 01:18:38,758 --> 01:18:40,686 Look, I know you're disappointed, Arlo, 1683 01:18:40,691 --> 01:18:42,891 but I... I just don't think that... 1684 01:18:42,893 --> 01:18:44,593 excuse me! 1685 01:18:47,265 --> 01:18:48,155 It's just a question 1686 01:18:48,166 --> 01:18:49,366 of accelerating the schedule. 1687 01:18:49,367 --> 01:18:52,597 All we need is 3 teams working on the train itself. 1688 01:18:52,604 --> 01:18:55,414 Yes. Arlo! 1689 01:18:59,512 --> 01:19:02,180 Arlo, I like what you're saying, 1690 01:19:02,181 --> 01:19:03,851 but who would coordinate it all? 1691 01:19:03,852 --> 01:19:05,379 You're looking at him. 1692 01:19:05,384 --> 01:19:06,984 Well, I don't know, Arlo. 1693 01:19:06,986 --> 01:19:09,686 I... I'm not sure. I... I'm... 1694 01:19:09,689 --> 01:19:11,350 well, think about it. 1695 01:19:11,358 --> 01:19:12,888 And while you're thinking about it, 1696 01:19:12,893 --> 01:19:15,428 take this goddamn wheel. 1697 01:19:15,429 --> 01:19:16,329 What? 1698 01:19:16,330 --> 01:19:17,160 Take the wheel. 1699 01:19:17,164 --> 01:19:18,364 Aah! Where are you going?! 1700 01:19:18,365 --> 01:19:21,535 I... I can't drive from the passenger seat! 1701 01:19:24,772 --> 01:19:27,541 Hey! Come on! 1702 01:19:27,542 --> 01:19:29,742 We don't need problems, mister. 1703 01:19:29,744 --> 01:19:30,944 I don't want your money. 1704 01:19:30,945 --> 01:19:33,445 I want those assholes. 1705 01:19:34,583 --> 01:19:36,951 All: Oh, those assholes. 1706 01:19:36,952 --> 01:19:39,522 Arlo: Let's get those assholes. 1707 01:19:40,823 --> 01:19:42,853 Man: Get 'em, buddy. 1708 01:19:42,858 --> 01:19:44,258 That's Arlo Pear, man. 1709 01:19:44,259 --> 01:19:45,520 He's coming back for us. 1710 01:19:45,528 --> 01:19:47,768 Give him a hand. 1711 01:19:55,572 --> 01:19:57,232 Look it! This guy's fuckin' crazy, man! 1712 01:19:57,241 --> 01:19:58,231 What are you talkin' about?! 1713 01:19:58,242 --> 01:19:59,672 He's climbing onto the truck. 1714 01:19:59,677 --> 01:20:00,877 Move! 1715 01:20:02,346 --> 01:20:04,746 All right. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 1716 01:20:17,896 --> 01:20:19,866 Yo, I don't see him anymore, man. 1717 01:20:19,867 --> 01:20:22,136 I think he fell off. Good. 1718 01:20:41,455 --> 01:20:44,686 He's on the roof, man! 1719 01:20:44,692 --> 01:20:46,060 Hey, what... 1720 01:20:46,061 --> 01:20:50,161 how's it hanging? 1721 01:20:52,467 --> 01:20:55,397 I can't see the road! 1722 01:21:07,016 --> 01:21:09,817 Ooh ooh! 1723 01:21:12,756 --> 01:21:14,826 Whoo! 1724 01:21:16,660 --> 01:21:18,060 Yo, man, he looks crazy. 1725 01:21:18,061 --> 01:21:19,761 That's right, fuckhead. I'm crazy! 1726 01:21:19,763 --> 01:21:21,864 Come on. I'll take care of you, man. 1727 01:21:23,101 --> 01:21:26,431 Ooh! Ha! 1728 01:21:33,312 --> 01:21:34,572 Yaah! 1729 01:21:35,080 --> 01:21:36,410 Now, look here, Mr. Pear. 1730 01:21:36,415 --> 01:21:38,815 If you got any complaints about our service, 1731 01:21:38,817 --> 01:21:40,387 you better call the head office. 1732 01:21:40,388 --> 01:21:42,954 Shut the hell up. No more talk! 1733 01:21:42,955 --> 01:21:44,756 I want my furniture! 1734 01:21:44,757 --> 01:21:45,827 Who you think you're talkin' to? 1735 01:21:45,828 --> 01:21:49,865 I'll stomp a mud hole in your ass, poop-butt. 1736 01:21:55,369 --> 01:21:59,579 Aah! 1737 01:22:43,922 --> 01:22:45,088 Shit. 1738 01:22:45,089 --> 01:22:46,557 Yaah! 1739 01:22:46,558 --> 01:22:48,558 Ooh! 1740 01:23:23,030 --> 01:23:26,500 Honey, I'm home. 1741 01:23:30,939 --> 01:23:32,739 Look what I found. 1742 01:23:32,741 --> 01:23:34,501 I found our shit. 1743 01:23:34,509 --> 01:23:36,139 I brought our shit home. 1744 01:23:36,144 --> 01:23:38,714 This is our shit. 1745 01:23:50,059 --> 01:23:53,161 Like I said, they key to a successful move 1746 01:23:53,162 --> 01:23:54,023 is proper preparation. 1747 01:23:54,031 --> 01:23:56,791 Well, I've got a surprise for you, too. 1748 01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:59,168 Well, whup it on me. 1749 01:23:59,169 --> 01:24:01,537 Casey! 1750 01:24:01,538 --> 01:24:04,173 Get out of here! 1751 01:24:04,174 --> 01:24:05,205 Hello. 1752 01:24:05,210 --> 01:24:07,678 Daddy, what happened to you? 1753 01:24:07,679 --> 01:24:09,679 Nothing. I'm fine. 1754 01:24:09,681 --> 01:24:11,421 I'm the king of Idaho. 1755 01:24:12,250 --> 01:24:15,886 Come on, you guys! Let's move it! 1756 01:24:15,887 --> 01:24:17,555 Move it! 1757 01:24:17,556 --> 01:24:19,586 Excuse me, Mrs. Pear. 1758 01:24:19,592 --> 01:24:21,432 Where would you like this? 1759 01:24:22,728 --> 01:24:23,728 Down the hall by the door. 1760 01:24:23,729 --> 01:24:26,898 I think that's the perfect placement for it, 1761 01:24:26,899 --> 01:24:29,170 if you don't mind my saying so. 1762 01:24:42,850 --> 01:24:45,786 Arlo. 1763 01:24:45,787 --> 01:24:46,747 I've been thinking 1764 01:24:46,754 --> 01:24:48,892 about what you were talking about, 1765 01:24:48,893 --> 01:24:50,360 and you can build the train, 1766 01:24:50,361 --> 01:24:53,027 but you can't drive the train. 1767 01:24:53,028 --> 01:24:54,588 All right! 1768 01:24:54,596 --> 01:24:56,696 Thank you. 1769 01:24:56,699 --> 01:24:57,959 Congratulations. 1770 01:24:57,966 --> 01:24:59,096 I'll see you at work. 1771 01:24:59,101 --> 01:25:00,201 I'll give you a ride home. 1772 01:25:00,202 --> 01:25:03,638 Oh, no. No, thanks. I'll walk. 1773 01:25:03,639 --> 01:25:07,810 After all, it's a beautiful day. 1774 01:25:07,811 --> 01:25:10,611 Yes, it sure is. 1775 01:25:14,751 --> 01:25:15,751 Excuse me, kids. 1776 01:25:37,109 --> 01:25:38,899 What the fuck are you doing?! 1777 01:25:38,910 --> 01:25:42,011 I want you to take this big red motherfucker 1778 01:25:42,014 --> 01:25:43,714 and put it back in your garage. 1779 01:25:43,716 --> 01:25:45,246 Do you understand, you son of a bitch?! 1780 01:25:45,251 --> 01:25:49,721 And go to the store and buy you a human-sized mower! 1781 01:25:49,722 --> 01:25:52,053 Yeah? 1782 01:25:55,195 --> 01:25:57,895 And who's gonna make me? 1783 01:25:57,898 --> 01:25:58,998 You? 1784 01:26:04,873 --> 01:26:06,373 Flipper! 1785 01:26:06,374 --> 01:26:09,104 I don't want any trouble. 1786 01:26:09,110 --> 01:26:12,279 Come on, Flipper. Let's go home. 1787 01:26:12,280 --> 01:26:15,221 Boy, let's go! Come on, Flipper. 1788 01:26:23,859 --> 01:26:26,930 Cornell: You're all right, neighbor. 1789 01:26:29,099 --> 01:26:32,639 We're gonna get along just fine.